The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Arletta]

It is the same as the one I will be "watching out" for. Same initials as the winner if the first two legs

[Arletta]

Oh! and by the way, I posted I liked him at 7:49 last night..http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...=53277&page=10

Clyde posted he liked him at 8:42. Just so he doesn't think I am jumping on his cart... whoa!! I mean jumping on his "train" just because the Clydeform says to.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

It is the same as the one I will be "watching out" for. Same initials as the winner if the first two legs

Congratulations! You win 100 points plus 10 for being the first to answer.



By the way, did you know Hollywood is now officially closing? What will happen to all the poor actors and actress's??? Perhaps we can start an "Adopt An Actor" campaign! I'm going to start by adopting the MGM Lion.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Any contest participant that can figure out which Belmont horsey Clyde is picking will receive 100 bonus points!!

Seabiscuit?

[my miss storm cat]

Oh.... congrats on the 100 points Arletta!

Do you get a gift basket too?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Seabiscuit?

Well the "Sea" does make a "C" sound and there is a c in his name so...





WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNAH!!!!!! 100 points

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Well the "Sea" does make a "C" sound and there is a c in his name so...





WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNAH!!!!!! 100 points

Yea!!!!!

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Oh.... congrats on the 100 points Arletta!

Do you get a gift basket too?

No.. I am disqualified for any prizes.. plus I would be very afraid to open it

[Arletta]

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[Sightseek]

The NY stewards have approved wearing of nasal strips with your aluminum foil hats.

Breathe easy, kids.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

The NY stewards have approved wearing of nasal strips with your aluminum foil hats.

Breathe easy, kids.

Have they approved those Crest teeth whitening strips too?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Yea!!!!!

From Clyde:


XIY

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

From Clyde:


XIY

Well tell him here... since I'm having a problem with one of my eyes it's a double vision version.



When do we post our Belmont picks? Now?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Have they approved those Crest teeth whitening strips too?

No.

The NY Stewards do not wish to encourage pearly white googlies amongst rival horsies.

[Sightseek]

Has the price gone up or down for that ride?

https://twitter.com/BetAmerica/statu...354882/photo/1

[Rileyoriley]

Hello racing fans.

Gee, that's a perfect lead in for a column I wrote in the Alasksan horsey periodical;HEADIN' FOR NOME.


Here it is:






A TRIPLE CROWN I'D RATHER NOT SEE

by Clyde Collinwood-----creator of CLYDEFORM!!


I look for the Legion of Chromster Super Zero's to begin their pre race sperm spray on or about June 1.That will be The ThaiGuys;The BeachPar-Tay FunGirls will probably be squirting as never before.

If one takes it that I am not exactly a fan of SaliChrome, one would be correct.

Life on this planet, should CaliforniaAluminum win the Belmont,would be more than I could bear.

My life depends on CC NeedsNoRider( thanks Mitch) losing the Belmont.

But will he? Well, why would he? Dr. Espinoza is not all that familiar with the place with the sweeping,but not tight, turns.He just might think it's time to go full throttle just before the mid point of that last turn....or there abouts.Plus, the Chromer hasn't done a mile and a half;but neither have the others.

So?

The required closers will be present.The frontal assault team will also be present.A mid packer joins in the fun.Maybe several will even decide to finally let 'er rip and put some sizzle into the pace.Wouldn't that be great? I can't give a clear reason why Scereteriet II won't win other than the unkown regarding the distance.He's a fine horsey.I don't think it does much for horsey racing of he wins.Can't hurt, but it's not going to make the casinos go away.I don't want him to win beause then I have to do something drastic as there is no way I could take the supersonic orgasms that will be going on for message board months.

CLYDEFORM!! already has chosen CommandingCurve.

Don't let anyone kid you about not picking up on on CLYDEFORM'S choice.Linking up time records is protethting.... too much.CLYDEFORM!! has been strongly hinting at this choice for weeks.You didn't see CLYDEFORM!! picking Kid Fizzle for the Preakless.

As the day draws near, CLYDEFROM will give out the exacta buddy.

Don't let this triple crown happen,God.\

Chromesters are not human.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Has the price gone up or down for that ride?

https://twitter.com/BetAmerica/statu...354882/photo/1

PooKinsSighty;good catch.

Investigation ( I don't find "vetting" cool.)has shown RideOnCurlin'StillOnlyTenCents will not give anymore rides due to rapdily escalating liability insurance costs.

On the plus side....Kid Fizzle will now be available for circular swings---- only 5 cents.

The diminutive snotface BrownSugah has picked XXII as her Belmont choice.She should not be allowed to change.

The pick.

Not her clothes.

Arlettuce is a devoted user of CLYDEFORM!! no matter how much she wants to deny that fact.


Hasp's picks are never locks,doo dah!! should be locked....and BeefHerky has been assigned a Hunt&Kill with that doorknob dumb non sequitur----Insecticide(TM) as the target.


Do not hope SaliChrome wins the Belmont.This clip shows the NoAdvantage Chromesters Post Preakless Par-Tay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-VnglGuJfE

Is not this warning enough????

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Has the price gone up or down for that ride?

https://twitter.com/BetAmerica/statu...354882/photo/1

Oh I love him!

Too bad JO-EL won't be riding him but then should they really even be running him again?

I should keep that thought to myself.

Okay this is for Mom and the CEO of CLYDEFORM.

I would like to know if there's any way I can trade in my 100 points for one of the bunnies cause I was reading the Durkin (will keep my comments to myself!) thread and I noticed that it appears that someone is in desperate need of a hug for God's sake so ah thought if I could give Cardus-ie a bunny intstead... I mean the person who seems very agitated a bunny it might help. Hooray!



Lastly and not as important BUT are we really maybe going to have a triple crown winner finally and have people saying they hope he doesn't win the Belmont? I don't understand...

The other 11 TC winners.. were there people at the time saying oh pooh and phooey that horse isn't as good as the others?

I'm sorry but this is a joyful time so BE HAPPY YOU ASSHOLES.

Ooopsie I mean go, California Chrome!

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Oh I love him!

Too bad JO-EL won't be riding him but then should they really even be running him again?

I should keep that thought to myself.

Okay this is for Mom and the CEO of CLYDEFORM.

I would like to know if there's any way I can trade in my 100 points for one of the bunnies cause I was reading the Durkin (will keep my comments to myself!) thread and I noticed that it appears that someone is in desperate need of a hug for God's sake so ah thought if I could give Cardus-ie a bunny intstead... I mean the person who seems very agitated a bunny it might help. Hooray!



Lastly and not as important BUT are we really maybe going to have a triple crown winner finally and have people saying they hope he doesn't win the Belmont? I don't understand...

The other 11 TC winners.. were there people at the time saying oh pooh and phooey that horse isn't as good as the others?

I'm sorry but this is a joyful time so BE HAPPY YOU ASSHOLES.

Ooopsie I mean go, California Chrome!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Oh I love him!

Too bad JO-EL won't be riding him but then should they really even be running him again?

I should keep that thought to myself.

Okay this is for Mom and the CEO of CLYDEFORM.

I would like to know if there's any way I can trade in my 100 points for one of the bunnies cause I was reading the Durkin (will keep my comments to myself!) thread and I noticed that it appears that someone is in desperate need of a hug for God's sake so ah thought if I could give Cardus-ie a bunny intstead... I mean the person who seems very agitated a bunny it might help. Hooray!



Lastly and not as important BUT are we really maybe going to have a triple crown winner finally and have people saying they hope he doesn't win the Belmont? I don't understand...

The other 11 TC winners.. were there people at the time saying oh pooh and phooey that horse isn't as good as the others?

I'm sorry but this is a joyful time so BE HAPPY YOU ASSHOLES.

Ooopsie I mean go, California Chrome!

You may have 100 bunnies!!!! (We forgot to separate them and now we have an overabundance ).

As far as the Belmont goes, I will not be betting CC because I don't bet favorites so I will look for 1 or 2 possible upset horses. However if CC is pulling away in the stretch, I will be cheering for him because I am a fan before a gambler.