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Old 03-11-2010, 09:32 PM
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your vagina is showing
And you know what one looks like---how?
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Old 03-11-2010, 09:33 PM
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I laughed.


And you?
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Old 03-11-2010, 09:35 PM
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I don't even know why, but this post made me laugh.

It's dyslexic humor...you probably wouldn't unerdstand unless you had cried.
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Old 03-11-2010, 09:49 PM
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My fan....uh,I mean fans have been writing wanting to know more of my current state of affairs.

So let me embellish the relish.




My reign of terror continues at my new locale.Just this morning, I threatened the life of someone trying to take advantage of my good nature.Sometimes you have to make your point very clear.


And believe me....she is much bigger than I am.



A guy named Eddie, dubbed him Slow Eddie....don't ya know, tried sizing me up and decided he had the upper hand.

He now opens doors for me.


Reps travel fast....mine travels even faster.They don't mess with me down here.There are a good number of Mexicans .Most don't speak English.They try to ask me things and I have no idea what they are talking about....so I just smile and tell them it's two blocks down on the left. They seem to like that answer best.After all, they can't speak it so what difference does it make if my English answer makes no sense?



For fun, I give the same answer to people asking me if I have the time in English.

But most are dense, so they take that walk and look left for a clock.



Hang in there...more later.

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Old 03-11-2010, 10:10 PM
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Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
He's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
He'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Clydee Clevelander?
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:03 PM
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Oh stop it.



Am going to do the Sam Phillip for you.Sterling won't give you this sort of quality; you can't always get what you want, but here---you get what you need.






And so................








1...Stephen'sGotHope.


I don't.







nyooooooooooooooooooooooooow


thud





2...CinderTrackIf



blech



crinkle..


trash can



3...


There I go again---God.





crinkle...


trash can





4...AmericanRion


And Godzirra own Sherr.





crinkle...


trash can





5...Kidney'sAndy



Hear about the happy Roman?


I don't know what else to say---very uninspiring.





whiiiiiirrrrrr









6...DaveInDixie




keepah-keepah!!






7...Caliente'--Cigarette'



El secone place-o









DID to win...FineCorinthianLeather to place.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:14 PM
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Zen Yadda-Yadda fans....................bite me.
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Old 03-13-2010, 07:01 PM
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Zen Yadda-Yadda fans....................bite me.

Zen Yabba-Dabba-Doo Yatta!!!!!!!!!! She did bite you.
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Old 03-13-2010, 08:31 PM
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Zen and I love you!
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Zen and I love you!


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Old 03-14-2010, 03:30 AM
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Zen and I love you!

You must be destroyed.
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Old 03-14-2010, 11:23 AM
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Deep thoughts for the day...


All our words are but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind.

-- Kahlil Gibran
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Old 03-14-2010, 05:14 PM
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Gibran was a fool,but so right on this one.


It scares one to realize,after reading so many here,how stupid so many here really are...only we don't see it all.
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Old 03-14-2010, 07:38 PM
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All our words are but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind.

-- Kahlil Gibran


There are those who give with joy, and that joy is their reward.
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Old 03-14-2010, 07:39 PM
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Gibran was a fool,but so right on this one.


It scares one to realize,after reading so many here,how stupid so many here really are...only we don't see it all.
What are we talking about Dear?
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Old 03-14-2010, 08:46 PM
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What are we talking about Dear?


Oh my God.

( shall I answer her????)
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:12 PM
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You must be destroyed.

I think I hear attack raccoons outside my window!
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:21 PM
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They oddly look like KGB and GeekerCounter.
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:24 PM
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They oddly look like KGB and GeekerCounter.

Hard to tell what they looked like after I blasted them with the shotgun.
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