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#2301
12-15-2014, 06:45 PM
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A response from ~ Clyde
================================= Tho? You did forget Ohio beating Arkysars in the 2011 Sugar Bowl.Now, I do know the NCAA declared that game ( the whole season , in fact) a forfeit for Ohio.I think your feelings about that situation would match mine, but Ill let it go. We are now back to square one;which is----tho? 
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#2303
12-15-2014, 09:51 PM
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A reply from ~ Clyde
======================= "Rural Squire".....Oh gosh that's a good one! Yes.....and I think it plays out like this:He wins the title this year.....next year he loses the title game.This will play out well, as he laid out a like plan while at Fla. so he could come here,knowing that Tressel's cheating was going to catch up.Back to it....he will claim serious appendix problems and accept a gig for huge dollars at espn where he will join Johnny Rotten in college fb predictions. Meanwhile, Dick Saban will claim to have no interest in the Ohio State nor Brownies openings.He will then sign as HC with the new NFL franchise, the Louisville Horned Colonels.
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#2304
12-16-2014, 09:14 AM
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!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!
The Lulzville Horndogs coached by Mick Mibeano https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zi0xiIiUBw Hey at least the Brown Outs aren't the ain't cares.
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#2305
12-16-2014, 01:10 PM
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From ~ Clyde
======================================= JAY CUTLER!!!! He's been with the Brownies for the last several years,only under different names! Other than Kyle Orton.....he's the best!! I will now make it clear as to why I do not talk about soccer. Bob is flooding me with e-mails and the guy upsets me so much that I cannot answer. I thought calmly typing this out in public would shut him up. Soccer to me,is this: It's outdoor hockey on grass....without the 3 knockdown rule. That simple. And I HATE,with a purple passion....hockey. So you soccer fans enjoy your 1-0 overtime games and you players go right ahead and slam your head toward that ball while some freak has flipped in the air,having his fat foot aimed at that same ball.If your head meets the wrong object,why....it's Cretin Night School for the rest of your life. Aprilweather has made a stunning announcement.He now WANTS Blechman in May! But Girly better not expect to get a big cut of that dough! ROR!!.....Aprilweather doesn't want this fight unless he is guaranteed 100 mil....and Girly gets 20. He creates his own out as he calls out Girly Pacquaio. In other sporty news, Johnny Rotten----in other sporty news, the Tribe has acquired Brandon Moss.No stone comments,please. He's a fine addition.Can play( sort of) first or right field.Strikes out a lot.Doesn't hit for much of an average.Is slow on the base paths.Does have modicum-plus power.This sound like Dale Murphy....and Nick Swisher. We need more???? The Cavaliers have not signed anymore free agent retirees....although Ray Allen fear and loathing whispers are out there.If that bench gets any older,it's going to collapse. The Mount Union Purpley Raiders are one of 4 teams left in Div. III fb.Can they get that monkey(Swissconsin Whitewater) off their backs? At least the he-she, MaryHardIn ....Whomever, is now off the trail. The BEHEMOUTH is too slow to get going and I don't see the qb read option working against the Dick.Look for much more Jalin Marshall running that gig. Really. I got that from Bourban's Appendix Specialist. Sporty Fans,there won't be enough Rothstein's to award in the coming weeks.When the fix is in your luck is out; and you may as well have hoof n' mouth.
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#2306
12-17-2014, 02:36 PM
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"I don't feel like that I am any better than anybody else" - Paul Newman
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#2307
12-17-2014, 02:58 PM
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#2308
12-17-2014, 04:19 PM
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From Clyde ================================================== ==== SPIT!! ROLLING AN' LAUGHING!!!!
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#2309
12-17-2014, 04:20 PM
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From Clyde ================================================== ========= Whoa! baffert stuck a little photo of SharedBelief on that sled they're whacking so hard. "Bama Baffert Stable" Two thumbs up.
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#2310
12-17-2014, 09:58 PM
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Another from Clyde:
================================================== == SportyFans,The CLYDE&CLYDE Show has breaking sporty news for you SportyFans. Bo Pelini ( the Orangutang) is now the new hc at Youngstown State.According to unreliable sources....key in his decision is Pelini having grown up(?) in Youngstown and attended Youngstown Cardinal Mooney HS,playing fb there after which he played db for Ohio State. But is there more than meets the sniff test here? Who is the new prez at YSU? Jim Tressel. Who is a BIG LIAH!? Jim Tressel. Who did the ncaa boot 'n ban from coaching fb for 5 years? Jim Tressel. What has and still does thrive in Youngstown? Jim Tress....UPS!....I mean La Cosa Nostra Where is t-bred's newest racing facility? Youngstown. Serious ncaa investigations( much like Tressel at OSU) went on in the 90's at what school and under what fb head coach? Youngstown State and.... Jim Tressel. What BIG LIAH!! keeps getting caught and always comes out of it with a bigger and better job? Jim Tressel!! Now, who do you suspect could be Satan? JIM TRESSEL!!!! Now you have the real story. And now you must go and do good things,unlike.... Jim Tressel. Refresh Refresh
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#2311
12-21-2014, 02:41 PM
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From ~ Clyde
================================================== ============ This seems as good a time as any. Who shall win the Sugar Bowl? It's a toughy. It could be Alabama;and it could be Ohio State.I do not see any other team having much of a chance.Now that we have it down to these two----which team wins?Well,it could be Alabama.....and it could be Ohio State. I'm getting dizzy. It's kind of like 6 a one----half dozen a the other. But being an odds buster, this is my job. So far my extensive research into both teams strengths and weaknesses as well as the results of uncommon opponents games has been very interesting.Mind you, I am using every tool made available to me including NA's very best;such as Drainos'Time Warp Variants and Angularities in a Vacuum as well JC's Ultimate Hypocritical Theorem:" I'm Right and You Aren't" Contradictions. (That last one's really confusing.) These invaluable tools of philosophy and high math aided me greatly in my findings. Here they are: If Ohio State does not win....Alabama will.
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#2312
12-25-2014, 07:11 PM
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A Christmas post from ~ Clyde
================================================== ==== Updates for Cleveland Sporty Fans: The Cavalier's Brazilian;his entire body is his Achilles heel.....which he just tore and shall miss the rest of the year. Again. Ohio State's Joey Bosa looks much like Nat. Lampoon's Vacay movie star,Eddie. The Brown's Johnny Rotten has been an abysmal failure.How the ones responsible for drafting Dopey( look at him in that hat on draft day) in the first round are not in witless protection.....I'll never know. Not to be left out of this mundane mediocrity,the Indians hit the taillines with the signing of Gavin Floyd.He's a 31 year starter whose best(??) years are behind him.I have to give them credit for being aggressive as they signed him while he was only minutes out of surgery and still under anesthesia. Good job!! Sugar Bowl Notes: Everyone is picking Alabama to win. This is exactly why I am now picking Ohio State to win. I think The BEHEMOTH hits on Mike Thomas slants all day and Smith runs out 70 yard throws.The LOL TIDE!! defense looks like the Bucknuts of last year and early this year. I also believe Amari MiniCooper will play white....and that Broke Sims looks it. SEC Slowness. =:> Adios Amigos!
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#2313
12-27-2014, 03:37 PM
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A sporty update from ~ Clyde
================================================== ========== Good day to the fan.....I mean LEGION of fans of the CLYDE&CLYDE fine program. We would ask all of you to follow the lead of the winner in the last 5 annual Tail Feather of the Year contest,Arletta, to make THEY BE! Ohio State's logo your personal avy. This includes CP3O. In a distinct sign of things to come,Bowling Green(Ohio) beat South Alabama(Alabama) in one of this year's first bowl games....although Mount Union(Ohio) losing again in the title game to Swissconsin WhiteWater(Swissconsin) didn't make sense,did it? Anyways!....the Brownies are starting at qb tomorrow----Connor Soccer. Check that. Connor Shaw. Bet I got Mr. Peely excited for a second.The thing about Shaw is;he's probably the best qb the Brownies have.That's not saying a whole lot,is it? What was once 7-4 is going to wind up 7-9 and all that does is make for a tougher schedule next year than 5-11 did last year. Let's talk about the Cavaliers. Let's talk about the Indians. Hey! The Bucknuts play the LOL TIDE!! on New Year's Day.Now there's a big deal right there.I just don't think I can fill 4 more days of yakking about that game.The emotion builds to a crescendo of lunacy.It's like Woody Hayes' reaction to the refs determining "time ran out" just before Ohio State scored a touchdown in a game against Michigan State and I think MSU won it 16-13 in a huge upset.The refs took almost an hour after the last play to make that decision as they did want to be long gone when Hayes was informed. He did throw a 50 mega-toner. He threatened to kill the commissioner of the BigTen....who just happened to be standing right there in the locker room. An assistant pleaded with Hayes ,"Your heart! Calm down or you are going to die!!" And he replied...."I hope I DO die!!" I always found that highly amusing.And in looking back in a serious way, it shows what has happened to the game----because when you take away the right of a football coach to kill anyone who has anything to do with beating his team,you have destroyed the spirit of football. hug hug, kiss kiss
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#2314
12-27-2014, 08:30 PM
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Kicken Ficken baby!!!!
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#2315
12-30-2014, 04:25 PM
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From Clyde
================================================= Less than two more days for the huge game: CLYDE vs CP3O. We must watch. Should be fun. And yer fucl<in' aye Mr. Lions!....although I am unshore of what Kicken Ficken means,but is sounded pretty swell. Let us hope we are done hearing how great Alabama thinks Ohio State is and how great Ohio State thinks Alabama is.We know they both think the other a torpid collection of overrated swine.As the game progresses,one or the other will transmogrify into the worst team in the country and that team will lose. If Gelfer no longer gelfs,should not S5P make him change his name? Will that new gelfing thread have even one frisson example? I think not.... as gelf is by definition a game for the barbarian,and they weren't exactly known for their magnanimity. Well, the hypocrites who celebrated the return of The Queen have received exactly for what they wished:A pompous phony who enjoys playing if and when it suits his royal ego.The NBA,Gelf and Hockey could all disappear from this planet....and it would be for the greater good.Let us toss in tennis,bowling and soccer as well as yer MMA collection of True KnuckleDraggers. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Note To Myself: Don't forget to tell your sporty fan....I mean LEGION of sporty fans about checking into the Deb-O-Deb thread entitled CLYDEVIVOR( so catchy,so fitting!) and see the story of "The Reincarnation of AbbeyGail". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sporty Fans,you should check into the Deb-O-Deb thread entitled CLYDEVIVOR( so catchy,so fitting!) and see the story of "The Reincarnation of AbbeyGail". Up later tonight or tomorrow....depending on the mood of my carrier frequency. One final fine opinion: Overhead views reveal the same views as head on's....they're just overhead. The bringing down of a building by well placed explosives looks much gentler with an overhead view;but well placed explosives remain the culprit of the building's demise. Always remember ( I guess this makes two),when you whack with a club that little round thing,it exposes the cretin inside. AVANTI AMIGOS!!
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#2316
01-02-2015, 07:06 AM
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Go Buckeyes!!!
That was from me....  Sugar Bowl Football_Cham(1)640360010215.jpg The following is from Ohio State's #1 Fan ~ Clyde ================================================== == Hi. CLYDE&CLYDE Show here. Representing fine programming in radio;you're lucky to have this S5P i-net feed. Anyhoo....I would like to add to CP3O's list,the following: 2014 Sugar Bowl Ohio State......42 Alabama.........35 I would also like to address this kumquat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXiW_N9ce0U Uh, Ohio State won,Swissconsin beat AwDern,EE did gain over 200 yards,D.Smith caught a 40 yarder and a 47 yarder(last one was a td),you're right ----Ohio's defense is not in the same realm as Alabama's(=;>),Meyer beat Saban and I don't think he will quit and it looks like that sports writer won't be apologizing to you. What a plumb bob.He didn't get ANYTHING right! I think he hung himself after the game. But the rope probably broke. One more to go and it's against WoeBeGone. Who knows. Look for more in depth A#1 doubleplus fine work in the coming days. (My hot little Hershey bar----just a very few more pastey's, and your work will be done.)
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01-02-2015, 09:16 AM
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#2318
01-02-2015, 09:31 AM
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Congrats, Clyde.
I have this avatar for a reason. I posted that vid of the freshman redshirt RB for a reason. But that reason is probably negligible for next season since my avatar abandons the run. Good luck against Ohio State. Alabama will never win in New Orleans.
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#2319
01-02-2015, 07:15 PM
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From ~ Clyde ================================================== ========== Too kind CP. I did not know who that guy was until last week.Knew the name,but not the face.I also wondered way they turned to the pass and not so much the run. Interesting stuff: In the first ncaa bb tournament back in1939....Oregon beat Ohio State. In fb, Oregon is 0-8 vs. Ohio State. Since the Marines, I have hated green. The above can be interpreted several ways.Only time will tell----and baffert's location must be found.
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#2320
01-03-2015, 09:06 AM
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Best of luck in the championship game.
I don't know what to tell you...my interest in the game is minimal but if I were forced to choose a side it would be the Schmucks. But I don't like them. I'd rather the precocious Clydesdale lead the Graeter's Buckeyes to the ship.
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