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Old 05-19-2008, 06:57 PM
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No doubt James is the reason that they lost to the celts in 7. Without him, a PG who couldn't make the rotation in Seattle (West), a SG who peaked in the NCAA tourney 10 years ago(Wally World), an imposter who looks like Ben Wallace but doesnt play defense or rebound like him (wallace), a jean-Claude van Damme lookalike (Pavlovic), Kayne west lite (Damon Jones), a guy named boobie (Gibson), a guy who just busted out of NBA witness protection (Joe Smith), a russian mummy who shot under 30% from the field the last four games of the year (Ilgauskas), and the drummer from a hair band (Varejao), would have gone crazy.

I am really surprised you Cleveland fanatics never touched on the REAL problem with the team in the playoffs this year......
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:38 PM
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Nope it's all true...hence...priceless!! You can't buy that kind of knowledge and insight.

I'm longing for the halcyon days of John Lucas, Darius Miles, Ricky Davis, D'Juan Wagner, Chris Mihm, and that Bobby Sura was a much better 3 shooter than the frozen one. If only Sura could have been on the floor yesterday.


I knew you couldn't refute one thing I said and would turn to a Kucinich fog out reply.
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:40 PM
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No doubt James is the reason that they lost to the celts in 7. Without him, a PG who couldn't make the rotation in Seattle (West), a SG who peaked in the NCAA tourney 10 years ago(Wally World), an imposter who looks like Ben Wallace but doesnt play defense or rebound like him (wallace), a jean-Claude van Damme lookalike (Pavlovic), Kayne west lite (Damon Jones), a guy named boobie (Gibson), a guy who just busted out of NBA witness protection (Joe Smith), a russian mummy who shot under 30% from the field the last four games of the year (Ilgauskas), and the drummer from a hair band (Varejao), would have gone crazy.

I am really surprised you Cleveland fanatics never touched on the REAL problem with the team in the playoffs this year......

You learned sometime ago not to tangle with me.....but it looks like you have forgotten the sting of the long knuckle.



You have behaved yourself...and now this.

I will give you a few minutes to retract this incredibly empty headed post....




...otherwise there's going to be a reminder for you about what that sting is like.
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:00 PM
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While I'm waiting for PeanutShell to remove his head from the chopping block...let me remind you all of something.

I know most if not all of you love coming down on Cleveland...which is fine....really is. Just don't waste it on me----OK?



Pro sports..if that's your game ...great.


Be a shnook.



Worship them.....rave about them......throw money at them and yank their cranks.










Hey---ah don't cah!








It matters not to me what any team does....Cleveland or otherwise.I don't know 90% of the players you people mention.



But as far as The FROZEN ONE goes.......you all don't have to worship him. He does that enough all by himself----he'll tell you exactly how great he is.




But I won't stand here and let that go by. He's an embarrassment to me.


You all have a perfect right to make love to a sports icon....so go right ahead.






























Didn't like all that----did ya?






Too bad.
























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Old 05-19-2008, 09:32 PM
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No doubt James is the reason that they lost to the celts in 7. Without him, a PG who couldn't make the rotation in Seattle (West), a SG who peaked in the NCAA tourney 10 years ago(Wally World), an imposter who looks like Ben Wallace but doesnt play defense or rebound like him (wallace), a jean-Claude van Damme lookalike (Pavlovic), Kayne west lite (Damon Jones), a guy named boobie (Gibson), a guy who just busted out of NBA witness protection (Joe Smith), a russian mummy who shot under 30% mfrom the field the last four games of the year (Ilgauskas), and the drummer from a hair band (Varejao), would have gone crazy.

I am really surprised you Cleveland fanatics never touched on the REAL problem with the team in the playoffs this year......












I see you have made a suicidal decision.


Good.





Yes....The FROZEN ONE held Bostons in check the whole series...all by himself. Everyone knows one player can stop 5. The stellar team defensive credit ALL goes to James.

AND...he sizzled Boston for an amazing 35.5% from the field....absolutely anihiliating them by nailing 23.1% on 3 pointers.

Did you know he shot well over twice as many time as anyone else? And way ahead the leader in 3 pt. attempts?...even with those pathetic percentages.



Oh yes...West is a pathetic point guard. Why did he look so good then?

Why was Gibson their best 3 pt. guy?

Why did double Z outplay Ray Allen? ( Who???)

Oh yes...gosh Wallace stinks --doesn't he? Why Garnett averaged 40 points a game and was even 5-13 in the most important one.

Excuse me...but what Z did the last 4 games of the season somehow escapes me regarding the playoffs.



And,frankly, how can you not go to a ballhog shooting it 22 times a game clipping along at 35.5%?


I'll put it this way.






Maybe James didn't lose the series to Boston.........but can you say he won it?







What?



The greatest NBA player in history could not win this series?





Gosh....I'm floored...really.







All you pro coaches out there.......you can win a team championship...if you don't care who gets the credit.
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:42 PM
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Nope it's all true...hence...priceless!! You can't buy that kind of knowledge and insight.

I'm longing for the halcyon days of John Lucas, Darius Miles, Ricky Davis, D'Juan Wagner, Chris Mihm, and that Bobby Sura was a much better 3 shooter than the frozen one. If only Sura could have been on the floor yesterday.
And why have a better 3 point shooter than James on the court?


He's not going to shoot it 11 times like James did.

We can't have that......MAINCOURSE.

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Old 05-19-2008, 10:22 PM
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Oh PeanutShell.....when you are able to see what the masses cannot...and not merely join them in chirping out the same song............







....why you let me know.
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Old 05-19-2008, 10:26 PM
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LeBron is Iverson on steroids.

Go ahead and get him some star players. Look how that's worked out for AI.


Ballhogs never win.
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Old 05-19-2008, 11:07 PM
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LeBron is Iverson on steroids.

Go ahead and get him some star players. Look how that's worked out for AI.


Ballhogs never win.

Marshmellow needed a partner to fight over the ball.
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Old 05-19-2008, 11:28 PM
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Oh Mr. SpentCartridge......I'm waiting for your reply.




Perhaps the reminder of how the long knuckle stings like the wasp keeps you away.


Believe me...there 's more waiting for you where that came from.
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:10 AM
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Z is a Lithuanian Mummy, not Russian.

Mike Brown is the worst coach in the NBA, that is the problem Cannon. There are no other serious issues besides poor coaching. A disgraceful display which was what all of us Cleveland fans expected
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:56 AM
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You guys baffle me. A disgraceful display?? They played a team that won over 20 more games than them and played them to a standstill. They had a chance to win the series. AS a coach in the playoffs, Mike Brown teams have played higher seeded teams 4 times...took Detroit to 7 games in 2006 with a legit shot to win game 6...beat Detroit in 6 games in 2007, got swept by SA with a starter hurt...lost in 7 to Boston with a legit shot to win with a team with 4 brand new players in the rotation the last month and a half.

Mortimer, you can't stand LeBron James. We get it. It is beyond insightful your brilliance. It is mystical.

The last 3 seasons with Mike Brown as coach and LeBron James as their star are the 3 best consecutive seasons in franchise history. And that is a flat out indisputable fact. 5 postseason series victories in these last 3 years surpasses the 4 total postseason series' won in their first 35 years of existence.

You guys are a circus act. Yes, mortimer and bid... before the combined travesty of Mike Brown and LeBron James showed up in Cleveland the Cavaliers were the model franchise...they have completely ruined it forever. Being a factor in the post season is simply not what you want in an NBA franchise. The vast array of nothingness for 36 years was far superior to what we see now. Because at least then there wasn't the worst coach in NBA history on hand or the frozen one.

LeBron is no Ben Poquette, that's for sure.
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:45 AM
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You guys baffle me. A disgraceful display?? They played a team that won over 20 more games than them and played them to a standstill. They had a chance to win the series. AS a coach in the playoffs, Mike Brown teams have played higher seeded teams 4 times...took Detroit to 7 games in 2006 with a legit shot to win game 6...beat Detroit in 6 games in 2007, got swept by SA with a starter hurt...lost in 7 to Boston with a legit shot to win with a team with 4 brand new players in the rotation the last month and a half.

Mortimer, you can't stand LeBron James. We get it. It is beyond insightful your brilliance. It is mystical.

The last 3 seasons with Mike Brown as coach and LeBron James as their star are the 3 best consecutive seasons in franchise history. And that is a flat out indisputable fact. 5 postseason series victories in these last 3 years surpasses the 4 total postseason series' won in their first 35 years of existence.

You guys are a circus act. Yes, mortimer and bid... before the combined travesty of Mike Brown and LeBron James showed up in Cleveland the Cavaliers were the model franchise...they have completely ruined it forever. Being a factor in the post season is simply not what you want in an NBA franchise. The vast array of nothingness for 36 years was far superior to what we see now. Because at least then there wasn't the worst coach in NBA history on hand or the frozen one.

LeBron is no Ben Poquette, that's for sure.

You,like HoseGarden,continue to raise issues that have nothing to do with the issue I speak.


So until you can put your left leg in and shake it all about,MAINCOURSE .......shut the fucl< up-----OK?
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:46 AM
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Z is a Lithuanian Mummy, not Russian.

Mike Brown is the worst coach in the NBA, that is the problem Cannon. There are no other serious issues besides poor coaching. A disgraceful display which was what all of us Cleveland fans expected


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Old 05-20-2008, 08:56 AM
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Z is a Lithuanian Mummy, not Russian.

Mike Brown is the worst coach in the NBA, that is the problem Cannon. There are no other serious issues besides poor coaching. A disgraceful display which was what all of us Cleveland fans expected


Please take note that The FROZEN ONE handles all offensive coaching responsibilities.


Haven't you noticed?

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Old 05-20-2008, 09:29 AM
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The Frozen One has too much influence in the coaching, which is another reason Mike Brown needs to leave. They hired that stiff with real coaches availible to father Lebron. Lebron has 2 or 3 kids himself, he doesnt need a father figure anymore, he needs a coach that tells him what to do. Mike Brown is content running all offensive sets through Brown and basically playing playground ball with amped up defense.

Maincourse, I would much rather see the team offense of the 91-94 Cavs. The early 90s team would wipe the floor with Mike Browns team
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:53 AM
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YOU GUYS HAVE NO CLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason the cavs blew out was so obvious to REAL Cavs fans.......
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:54 AM
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Morty I am disappointed that your hatred of the Frozen One has distracted you from the real problem....
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:11 AM
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What do you think the real reason is
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:16 AM
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What do you think the real reason is
Though this is really more geared towards Morty..............

















































































No Eric Snow!!!!
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