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Old 08-20-2010, 11:56 AM
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So you want me to fucl< a Canadian, eh?

I'm taking my talents to South Beach this weekend, so I will look out for women with strange french accents and take them back to my room.

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But Uncly,Dahling....it's only this one day.


And I don't know any Canadians.





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Old 08-20-2010, 12:18 PM
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^^^^^ Will be hitting refresh on my computer on Monday every 3 seconds awaiting pictures.
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Old 08-20-2010, 12:25 PM
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Gooey....my pud is now dancing to Brown Sugah!!






It needs you!.....very bad!!











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Old 08-20-2010, 12:37 PM
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Who is gooey? Ralf Geeker?


are you gay????
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Old 08-20-2010, 12:41 PM
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Rumor has it that today is pud measurement day....
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:01 PM
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Who is gooey? Ralf Geeker?


are you gay????
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..nnno!!....you frump.....Gooey is Brown Sugah...









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Old 08-20-2010, 02:04 PM
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...you fool!!...listen to 2:58 and on...



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Old 08-20-2010, 02:05 PM
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Rumor has it that today is pud measurement day....

You have no idea what practice and olive oil can do...7 and one quarter inches of........
















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Old 08-20-2010, 02:06 PM
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Thebby..I told you they would call me gay.
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:57 PM
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Ah llllove the 7 in the 8th today at Sara's.
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:59 PM
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Either Debbie is now extremely jealous....or on an ultimate high that I am off her scent.
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Old 08-20-2010, 03:19 PM
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You have no idea what practice and olive oil can do...7 and one quarter inches of........
So, you're saying that with olive oil and practice, GPK can become 7' 1/4" tall?
















Can you show him what exactly that "practice" entails?


















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Old 08-20-2010, 03:54 PM
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CGD..you contemptuous slut---you.




I'm talking...real practice, baby.

And, of course, plenty of warmed olive oil.

For KGB to grow that tall he would have to soak in a vat of olive oil for about 2 hours and then stick himself in and out of a tunnel in the side of a hill.... quicken the pace...and then vomit.
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For KGB to grow that tall he would have to soak in a vat of olive oil for about 2 hours and then stick himself in and out of a tunnel in the side of a hill.... quicken the pace...and then vomit.
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Best analogy I could come up with.
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Old 08-20-2010, 04:00 PM
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Just like a young girl should!!




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Old 08-20-2010, 06:24 PM
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gooey!!





baby!!









Run away with me!.....let's get out of this glorified mess without Dennis Hopper and boil down the highway in a deified stress called our very own chopper!!









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