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Old 10-24-2007, 10:58 PM
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I have a new text message....should I open it?
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:11 PM
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:26 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 05:31 AM
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all depends on your POV.
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:11 AM
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that tout sheet i bought at the track said bet the four. the four lost, i want a refund!
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:36 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:51 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:29 AM
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"I forgot my about my fine AD analysis show.I cannot leave and not do this thing....my fans would be happy...I mean disappointed.I will also be flashing my fine POV from time to time....but I digress.........my thread title question is.....




.........If You Live Near Me I would Like To Possibly Share The Cost Of Making A Pick 6 Thing.I Have My Quarters Saved And Would Like To increase My Chances Of Winning These Monies Involved....Also.......What Are Some of Your Strategies Regarding Wheeling The Field ( What is a field ?) In A Superfectanater??

( What does Wheeling Mean? What is a Superfectanater? Where Do I Live???)
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:37 AM
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"What is all of this talk of coming off the turf? Are the horses in gangs?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:40 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:42 AM
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"All the talk about pinheads and I didn't find a single one on the ground"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:42 AM
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"Why are some horses closers? Does this mean they are gay?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:43 AM
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" How can I tell where the finish line is?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:44 AM
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"A bunch of people were screaming to get up and I did. Nothing happened."
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:45 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:46 AM
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"Who is the guy with the deviated septum that says "And away they go?" Is that you, God?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:47 AM
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"I didn't know so many jockeys fornicated with their mothers. Why is that?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:47 AM
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"How can I bet off track if no horseys are there?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:48 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:49 AM
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"I was relieved to find out stiffin' a horse was not what I thought it was."
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