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Old 08-23-2010, 11:39 AM
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I seek refuge here in my safe place.



The Coachy-poo 3 Stooges slap-a-thon has my belly hurting----very bad!!
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Old 08-23-2010, 04:50 PM
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OK,Honula....since Ralphy raised the issue.



r u a girl?

and,if so...are you a fringe player in that area??
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Old 08-23-2010, 04:52 PM
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Franny...if you don't get that hot little dupa of yours in here soon, I am going to go ahead and ...do you.




The choice is yours.
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Old 08-23-2010, 10:34 PM
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Yes, that was the point of what was said. Probably best that we start rounding up all the Muslims in America, huh?
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Old 08-24-2010, 01:50 AM
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...gud jub...
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Old 08-24-2010, 01:59 AM
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A little over 2 hours ago...yet another perfect day ended. I'm so glad I spent it with you.


I think CatGirl was fishing to see if I was married.

Was hard to answer, but easy now.

I'm not.



That ended with the ending of the perfect day.

Would think I am expected to be happy and repeat typical words right now...but I'm not.Honest I'm not.







It's not a very good feeling.














Is a pretty bad feeling,in fact.I don't want "googlies." Just continuing the show that's all.



It just keeps me hanging on.....these perfect days....but I am so glad I spend them with you.
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Old 08-24-2010, 02:42 AM
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But someone is always with me.
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:10 AM
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My funny little brother has a birthday coming in just 2 weeks!!


















I miss him.

You always, no matter what you do...wish you could have done more...and better.
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:08 AM
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You all do know what Reed is talking about in Perfect Day---right?




He went on a date with Thebby.

She brought her filthy animals with her.

It's satire..don't ya know.
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:13 AM
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Tonight, Franny will slowly come to me...with that sultry walk in her sultry white laced slip.

Slipped over nothing.



She will embrace me and fill my nose with exotic mixtures of a burial at sea.

Then she whispers in my ear---"I hate you."
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:28 AM
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I will have a Debbie Dream..then.



She will be wearing emerald green Franny Panties and a matching bra...only.

She is standing upright...on all twos....in front of a bright tan couch ...by LL Bean.

She smiles comely and motions for me to come to her.As I do, she slowly drops to the couch and lays there along it's length, wiggling like a bowl of slow Jello. As I arrive...she opens her legs,slowly.







Then ,from behind...Franny whacks me with a gallon glass jug of choclate mookies.

"I told you I hate you!"...she softly screams.

Debbie doesn't seem to mind...she starts touching herslf.Franny walks out of the scene.




Gooey enters.....she give me a raucous laugh.

Then she looks at Debbie touching herself.

She gives her a raucous laugh.




Franny comes back and squirts Gooey with mustard.

Franny gives Gooey a raucous laugh.

Sighty-poo enters now.........she is skipping nude and has a basket of mice. She is tossing them about as she skips and is singing...




..my pus.sy is sssssssssssssssssso not!! ...my pus.sy is sssssssssssssssssso not!!


and yours i-is!!


ha-ha....ha....ha-ha












Then it stops.


Thank my luckies for that.


Perfect Day played in the background.

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Old 08-24-2010, 09:30 AM
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You're disturbed.
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:32 AM
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Oh really?



You, the one who skips naked through people's homes tossing about mice from your basket as you sing.....


my pus.sy is ssssssssssssssso not....my pus.sy is ssssssssssssssso not

and yours is-un' !


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha







Is this what you're saying?
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:27 AM
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I want all the lesbians to report here immediately.



It's pus.sy temperature taking time
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Old 08-24-2010, 01:19 PM
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But you don't have to.
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Old 08-24-2010, 01:33 PM
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On a haunted house tour...in the night, when it's dark.The house is...dark. The tour group is large.They stop in an upstairs hallway...no, a downstairs hallway.




No, I think the third floor hallway is best.


The tour group stops in a very dark, very third floor hallway. The tour guide says he will turn off his flashlight for 5 minutes as,at this time interval, the ghost who haunts this place is likely to appear.You and me are at the end of the group...Gooey.We look close at each other...eyeing the table stand in the hallway...the third floor one, of course.Appears to be the right height.Can we get away with it? Is it dark enough? Will the ghost come ...when we do?Is this so hot and dangerous you want to scream?









Up ya go!!
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Old 08-24-2010, 01:40 PM
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I have two spiffies 4 u at The Thistleydowns today.


Yes.




Number 2 in the 4th,Soup4Two....and number 4 in the 10th,Dave's Resurection.
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:06 PM
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I have two spiffies 4 u at The Thistleydowns today.


Yes.




Number 2 in the 4th,Soup4Two....and number 4 in the 10th,Dave's Resurection.
Are you schorr?
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:10 PM
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so hot
so not
so loose
so tight

so aromatic
so far,yet so close
so wet
so dry

so hidden
so out there
so full
so not there

so enticing
so inhibited
so expensive
so free
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:11 PM
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Are you schorr?
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Let me see......
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