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Old 10-18-2007, 12:49 PM
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http://www.femjoy.com/setdetails.php/111593_wee237

I would like the ladies here to chime in and tell us which one at the above site they most resemble.
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:14 PM
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Wow.

That chick needs to dye her hair again if she's going to attempt to 'sport' that color.
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:25 PM
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Wow.

That chick needs to dye her hair again if she's going to attempt to 'sport' that color.


What hair?
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:30 PM
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What hair?
I should have known that was coming (no pun intended there.)
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:32 PM
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None taken here.
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:39 PM
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Wow.

That chick needs to dye her hair again if she's going to attempt to 'sport' that color.
Still waiting to hear which one you most resemble.
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:46 PM
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Still waiting to hear which one you most resemble.
You'll be waiting forever.
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Old 10-18-2007, 08:07 PM
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None..aye?




Good.

But you have won a prize.





Your consolation prize is a free vacay to Iceland with Suffy-Poo.











YOO-HOO!!



Oh Dannie-Poo!!!



How about you,honey?
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Old 10-18-2007, 08:27 PM
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i shoulda known better...i shoulda known better. i clicked on the link, and immediately thought that i was probably making a mistake.

my daughter hollered 'mom is looking at boobies' when the page loaded. great. my 17 year old thinks i'm a closet lesbo or something now.
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Old 10-18-2007, 08:47 PM
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i shoulda known better...i shoulda known better. i clicked on the link, and immediately thought that i was probably making a mistake.

my daughter hollered 'mom is looking at boobies' when the page loaded. great. my 17 year old thinks i'm a closet lesbo or something now.


GOO-FOO!!





RULE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR!!!














I was laughing hard enough when I saw your name as the last post.

But I never expected this!
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Old 10-18-2007, 08:48 PM
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I'd like to announce that if any of the fine Nerdy Trail ladies resemble Addie, Caecilia or Vita....I will marry you now.

ror!!

You know their names ALREADY!!!?



double ror!
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Old 10-18-2007, 08:50 PM
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Your consolation prize is a free vacay to Iceland with Suffy-Poo.
I'll bet ya Cajun just can't wait to claim her prize....don't forget to get lots of vacay pics now
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Old 10-18-2007, 09:28 PM
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I'd like to announce that if any of the fine Nerdy Trail ladies resemble Addie, Caecilia or Vita....I will marry you now.
I will sell you their middle and last names as well as e-mail addrresses.
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Old 10-18-2007, 11:54 PM
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Thank you sir. You will be one of my groomsman in the wedding.

Take a look at Chiara and get back to me.








Gangbusters.
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:21 AM
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Hot, but too much hair for my taste.


Oh we're all different I guess.


She looks a little older and has that threatening look ....quite exciting as I love to be scared to death.



And the hair gives great balance to that animal like mane of hers.











And I really hate Boston all the more. I don't like to get personal with these guys, but I really hate the heads of that Josh guy and the closer.




I was squishing them off and on.









Yuk....they disgust me.
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Old 10-19-2007, 11:11 AM
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Hey Dannie...guess you don't resemble anyone either.






Boy Suffies next vacay to Iceland is going to be mighty crowded.
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Old 10-19-2007, 01:03 PM
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HEY!!




Who darted Chiara??
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Old 10-19-2007, 01:06 PM
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THEEEEEBY.




Did you do this thing?
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Old 10-19-2007, 01:38 PM
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Oh well.



Back to the boring stuff.


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Christina Rossetti (1830–1894)

In an Artist's Studio


One face looks out from all his canvases,
One selfsame figure sits or walks or leans:
We found her hidden just behind those screens,
That mirror gave back all her loveliness.
A queen in opal or in ruby dress,
A nameless girl in freshest summer-greens,
A saint, an angel—every canvas means
The same one meaning, neither more nor less.
He feeds upon her face by day and night,
And she with true kind eyes looks back on him,
Fair as the moon and joyful as the light:
Not wan with waiting, not with sorrow dim;
No as she is, but was when hope shone bright;
Not as she is, but as she fills his dream
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:47 PM
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CHRISTINA has been so kind as to appear on my fine thread.

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How are you Christina?



I'm fine...and you?


Oh swell...thanks for asking. That was a beautiful poem you wrote.



Thank you..and may I say you are a very sexy man?




Oh ..you. You're very kind.



Now,Chrstina, you wrote that poem...when?






It was around 1870.




Oh...yes.....I notice it was just around 20 years or so later that you...........



....uhm..................................may I ask you a personal question?








Well I hope so Mortimer!!




ror!...oh you stop that!



Anyhooo.............uh...Christina.......


...aren't you dead?








Why ....yes.

I am.










Oh boy.








I have to go now...hey great having you on the thread!!




BYE!!!!
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