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Old 10-29-2008, 10:17 AM
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WHOA!

That is bad.



Why don't you get a 3 day medical leave? Tell them your specialst is in Cleveland.....and come up and see me.

I could turn you...you know I could.









Okay I'm there! & you've turned me long ago....

Its just every other man out there I havent turned for yet. Except KGB of course.
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:20 AM
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Okay I'm there! & you've turned me long ago....

Its just every other man out there I havent turned for yet. Except KGB of course.



They call it...Dildo-Be-Gone up here.



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Old 10-29-2008, 10:27 AM
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They call it...Dildo-Be-Gone up here.




whats a dildo?
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:33 AM
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whats a dildo?

And you call yourself a lesbian?


Don't you employ it's use in lieu of....the other thing?
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:36 AM
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And you call yourself a lesbian?


Don't you employ it's use in lieu of....the other thing?

fucl< no... a piece of plastic has NOTHING on what i can do
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:37 AM
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fucl< no... a piece of plastic has NOTHING on what i can do
Are lessons available??
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:38 AM
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Are lessons available??

sure, for $49.95 on that womans health forum.
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:40 AM
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sure, for $49.95 on that womans health forum.
ror!!





Please...their talk turns my stomach.

I want to know what you know about applying pressure to the female body---tell me.
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:02 AM
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a girl cant give up her secrets!
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:04 AM
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OK for you,Uncly.




The Dala race is till on.....and I will beat you to her.

Make no mistake---you are now the enemy.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:36 PM
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OK for you,Uncly.




The Dala race is till on.....and I will beat you to her.

Make no mistake---you are now the enemy.


I've already won the race with Dala
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:37 PM
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I could care less now...I coughed it up out of The Philski.




She's ugly.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:42 PM
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she aint ugly!
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:44 PM
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Is.
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Old 11-01-2008, 12:36 PM
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Might as well mush myself since I'm playing this anyway..

IL -2.5
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FLA -7.5
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IL/FL Two Team
200/220
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Old 11-01-2008, 12:46 PM
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DOO-DAH in 3,2,1
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Old 11-01-2008, 12:56 PM
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DOO-DAH in 3,2,1
Just trying to get the thread back on track
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Old 11-01-2008, 01:04 PM
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Just trying to get the thread back on track

Good Luck..Crush or be Crushed!
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Old 11-01-2008, 01:12 PM
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Might as well mush myself since I'm playing this anyway..

IL -2.5
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FLA -7.5
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IL/FL Two Team
200/220
I am not allowed to comment on picks anymore but i guess if they are not the coach's picks i can offer an opinion.

The Illini looks like a sucker's line. I would lay off but if i did bet it would be on Iowa.

Florida laying 7.5 to Georgia? Too many points at the worlds biggest cocktail party.

Good luck. you will probably win. Im not very good at this.
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Old 11-01-2008, 01:25 PM
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I am not allowed to comment on picks anymore but i guess if they are not the coach's picks i can offer an opinion.

The Illini looks like a sucker's line. I would lay off but if i did bet it would be on Iowa.

Florida laying 7.5 to Georgia? Too many points at the worlds biggest cocktail party.

Good luck. you will probably win. Im not very good at this.

You're f*cked Bob
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