Name the next thread title in The Paddock - Page 15

#**281** 10-25-2007, 11:03 AM

I saw Jerry Moss in the paddock and what looked like Ken Rudolph. Whoever it was had their head buried in Moss' ass."

Mortimer · #**282** 10-25-2007, 11:05 AM

"Why don'tjockeys ever sit down? Why do they have a saddle? Why do they beat the dickens out of the horsey near the end?"

Mortimer · #**283** 10-25-2007, 11:06 AM

"I thought Randy Moss was Black!! Maybe he is fooling us like Al Frankel."

Mortimer · #**284** 10-25-2007, 11:07 AM

"Can we pet the horsies in the padlock?"

Mortimer · #**285** 10-25-2007, 11:08 AM

" Why in some races do they chase staples?"

Mortimer · #**286** 10-25-2007, 11:09 AM

" Are only gay horseys sent to dressage? It sure looks that way."

NoChanceToDance · #**287** 10-25-2007, 11:09 AM

"i keep hearing guys saying 'he's my lock today', where do they put the key?"

Mortimer · #**288** 10-25-2007, 11:10 AM

" Why would a horsey be dumb enough to switch leads? Don't you want to keep it?"

#**289** 10-25-2007, 11:11 AM

"There was an arsonist at the BC today. He kept talking about firing on a horse."

#**290** 10-25-2007, 11:12 AM

"Who is your all-time favorite horse?"

*name ten*

Mortimer · #**291** 10-25-2007, 11:12 AM

" My state has lottery tickets in a horsey race theme......you scratch off numbers and if you get a one....you win!! I love it!"

Mortimer · #**292** 10-25-2007, 11:14 AM

"Is the eighth pole the 8th pole?"

#**293** 10-25-2007, 11:15 AM

"Where were the slot machines?

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#**294** 10-25-2007, 11:16 AM

"I hear Noah's Ark is going to make an appearance at Mammouth."

Mortimer · #**295** 10-25-2007, 11:18 AM

" Is the comment passed by tiring rivals a bad thing?"

NoChanceToDance · #**296** 10-25-2007, 11:19 AM

"how much do the horsies get paid when they work fast?"

Mortimer · #**297** 10-25-2007, 11:19 AM

"What does PimLee Co. make?"

#**298** 10-25-2007, 11:19 AM

"BC Analysis: Bet the one that poops before going in the gate"

NoChanceToDance · #**299** 10-25-2007, 11:20 AM

"exotic bets only happen when it's warm, right?"

Danzig · #**300** 10-25-2007, 11:21 AM

if i bet a horse to win, and he finishes second, do i win half?