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Old 08-28-2007, 03:23 PM
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rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I SAAAAID:




Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's Father is my Father's son.


I swear I am not the father.





I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:24 PM
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I swear I am not the father.





I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

OOOOOOOOOO




Cajunatah says othahwise.
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:24 PM
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It's a riddle ma'am...you must enter it and play with various possible scenarios....there's no smoke and mirrors involved here.



That'd be a hint.


i know the man is your fathers grandson, also known as your son since you have no brothers or sisters.













Gosh.
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:27 PM
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alright i'm going gelfing


c ya l8ter
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:30 PM
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[quote=Antitrust32]i know the man is your fathers grandson, also known as your son since you have no brothers or sisters.


WHAT!!?







ror!!...you are fun,ma'am...I meanthat in a nice way.

OK so....


..I don't have any brothers or sisters.....good.




So I point at a man..and say that man's ( the guy I point to) Father.......is MY Fathers son.






How the fucl< can he be my grandson!!???
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:33 PM
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Morty, you are a big sissy. You know why.



SPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:36 PM
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But Uncly...help me and tell me who the Duke Brothers are.
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:42 PM
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rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I SAAAAID:




Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's Father is my Father's son.
I thought I'd help you out and stop in here.

the man speaking is the father. He's pointing at his son.

Unlike fake predators such as yourself, I live like a well fed animal. Therefore, if I cannot eat it or f*** it, I simply piss on it and walk away.

Consider yourself pissed on.

Thank you for your support.
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:50 PM
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You're such a tough guy. Funny too. That's some combo.
I am also good looking and drive a 528i.

Thank you for your support.
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:53 PM
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The Father says....that man's Father.......is my Father's son.

And he's pointing at his son.









You must have stolen that 60 large car.
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:55 PM
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You're such a tough guy. Funny too. That's some combo.
I'm sorry I attacked you.

Notice I didn't rip any flesh.






I was high on Sudafed last night.....actually I thought I was paying Carla a compliment.


But I received a large cold shoulder and predators will simply not stand for it.
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:00 PM
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UnclyTrust...you were actually correct,but I left something out...go back to the original.



Yep...BentMahPud merely copied off you.








And he stole his car.
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:04 PM
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You are a smart girl Uncly.


I'm sorry I made fun of you due to my own idiocy.






Yep...BentMahPud ...now let's see you get it without copying off UnclyTrust.
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:04 PM
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You are a smart girl Uncly.


I'm sorry I made fun of you due to my own idiocy.






Yep...BentMahPud ...now let's see you get it without copying off UnclyTrust.
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:10 PM
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You are a smart girl Uncly.


I'm sorry I made fun of you due to my own lack idiocy.

Yep...BentMahPud ...now let's see you get it without copying off UnclyTrust.
Careful. The Olsen twins are working cheap these days.
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:19 PM
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Careful. The Olsen twins are working cheap these days.

Who are the Olsen twins?
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:31 PM
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Who are the Duke Brothers and the Olsen Twins?
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:45 PM
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Who are the Duke Brothers and the Olsen Twins?
Harold,
You know who they are. But you do not know who John Galt is, do you?
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:46 PM
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Harold,
You know who they are. But you do not know who John Galt is, do you?
Geez.



Who are the Olsen Twins..the Duke Bros...and John Galt?


r u insane?
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:51 PM
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Geez.



Who are the Olsen Twins..the Duke Bros...and John Galt?


r u insane?
Harold, one last time....

Who is John Galt?
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