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Old 06-25-2008, 10:53 AM
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Oh...I'm a racist,too.



I hate all races ...so I'm fair about it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:54 AM
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Like Jewish rye bread ,though.
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:59 AM
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Boxcar Barrock's .....Ah Be Lakin' Yew:


Ah sniffed yer hair
Ah sniffed yer skin
Ya smell real purty
But yer ugly as sin


So ah close mah eyes
When ah touch yer fat thighs
Ya make me wish ah waz bland
When ah see yer behand




Ah be lakin' yew
Ah be lakin' yew
God hep me
Ah be lakin' yew
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:00 AM
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That was for all my redneck dumb azz friends here.
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:16 AM
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I guess the PM is when Country Red Fucl<face vomits out his crimson gastric acid all over the place.


I think I know who made him,too.
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:22 AM
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Oh...thanks.


Very much so.
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:32 AM
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Who will admit to having been NoseDrops?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:15 PM
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And I think you should be nice to Thebby, even though she has been a snotface and is dating Jaripeo.
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Nice meep-meep.

Thebby knows my feelings about her.


























Doggone it.


































Wait a minute.




































Thebby knows how I feel about her.


































Fer the love a mike.
























































She does,though.


I just wish she would do the right thing.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:21 PM
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Oh...Hossy....regarding this creepy crawler JarFucl<er.

He seems to be fairly accepted among you.


Is it me?

Or is this someone known to you ?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:23 PM
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I think VideoGirl works for the Patriots.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:25 PM
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Red Herrings are on sale today.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:30 PM
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A lot of posters must be at the fish market today.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:32 PM
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Ghost Hunters is on tonight.




I think they should call them Dust Hunters---or Reflection Hunters because they certainly never find any ghosts.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:34 PM
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I don't even try to find the Red Plague......and you see what happens.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:53 PM
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And like I don't know the nightwatchwoman wasn't Thebby.

You have no guts,Thebby. You dart a few posts and that's it. I propose you do not have the guts to dart me.

In fact I know it was your weakness to an avalanche of nimrod complaints about me that made you do this thing. You have always been very whimsical as well as paranoid to the masses around here.


Go ahead ,Thebby.....be the puppet of the village idiots.












I did the skullthumping last night... ya big ...
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:55 PM
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YOU!!!!??














SWINE!!


























The least you could have done was banish fucl<face from the ....CAH-SOL.










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Old 06-25-2008, 02:20 PM
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I clean up around the cah - sol and this is the thanks I get? Fine... I will take my website and go home...
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:21 PM
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I'm warning you now... My days around here are numbered....
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:22 PM
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You better watch what you witch for... wish for. You won't have me to kick around too much longer...
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:27 PM
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You better watch what you witch for... wish for. You won't have me to kick around too much longer...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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