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Old 04-30-2008, 08:47 AM
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Do you yak on the cell phone and blow stop signs?
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Strike that....do you yak on the cell phone and run stop signs?
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:50 AM
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That's a pretty loaded question. I eagerly await the answer.
Oh boy.......you should strike that and rephrase.



I know I did.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:56 AM
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It would appear the interview is over.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:57 AM
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Pending the answer, I just went out and bought some red paint and plan on turning myself into a stop sign.


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Old 04-30-2008, 08:58 AM
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Pending the answer, I just went out and bought some red paint and plan on turning myself into a stop sign.
Phooey.


























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Old 04-30-2008, 09:04 AM
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Oh well..I guess she sped off.



Too bad...I had seen UnclyTrusts new photos and was going to compliment her on her breasts.....I always thought they were Dixie Cups,but in reality are much fuller than I had suspected.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:08 AM
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Yeah, that was pretty bad. I should be banned.

You certainly should.


It's pretty ridiculous when you think about it. Painting yourself yellow and hiding in her lunch bag would have been a much better idea.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:08 AM
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Leff-eng may ass oaf



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I think we're both going to be banned.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:12 AM
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I would ask that witch to ban me, but she would just ignore me. I think you need to sick the squirrels on her mutts.

ror!!


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The thing is....I sent Wocky down to straighten her out......he is now the paranoid mutt on the left.....she sissified him.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:14 AM
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Yes..you must go do that thing...while I leff may ess oaf!!













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Old 04-30-2008, 09:15 AM
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YOO-HOO!




Cajun baby-----guess who left?


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Old 04-30-2008, 09:21 AM
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Pending the answer, I just went out and bought some red paint and plan on turning myself into a stop sign.

Oh boy...















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Old 04-30-2008, 09:26 AM
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The fine work of the last two pages has almost made up for the creepiness of the Hossy pud discussion that sullied this fine thread.



























Almost.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:36 AM
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Sir, did you see the special on Mike Tyson on E60 or whatever that new show is on ESPN? I thought it was pretty good.
I totally forgot it was on last night, but I did set up a recording a couple of days ago, so hopefully I will have it when I get home. Thank you for the tout.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:36 AM
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WHAT IN THE FUCl< IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!?


You said you left---and you come back!!


With your 2 thug buddies!!









This is an outrage.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:41 AM
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Well it's about time.

I ,too, leave.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:42 AM
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I'm also going to leave, then.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:44 AM
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Good.


I have already left.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:47 AM
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All right...who are the 2 BIG LIAHS still here?
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