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I apologize for that outrageous interruption.
Juvenile Turf Strike The Deal Can't cut the mustard. Crinkle Trash Can Gio Ponti Wasn't he once a car? Crinkle Trash can Achill Island Never heard of 'im. Crinkle Trash can Prussian Where do they get these awful names? God. Crinkle Trash can Cherokee something Don't look at me. Crinkle Trash can Domestic Fund Elmer Fudd Crinkle Trash can Your round Your fat. Crinkle Trash can Nownownow Nevahnevahnevah Crinkle Trash can Texas Fever Hoof n' mouth WHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR Preachin' Man Didn't I toss this one earlier? Ah dunno Crinkle Trash can Cannonball Shredder Fodder WHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR This race goes to the true predator: THE LEOPARD SPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! No one gets up for second. |
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DIRT MILE
ForeFathers Too many. Crinkle Trash can High Finance To bad it's... horse racing Crinkle Trash can Park Avenue Ball Ousted from Monopoly. Won't fair any better here. Crinkle Trash can Gotcha Gold People seem to think he can swipe this one with little closing presence. That's why they pay me to do this stuff. WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR Corinthian Looks good in leather. Not sa hot in saddle cloth. WHIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR Lewis Michael Dyslexic. He'll think he won. Crinkle Trash can Wanderin' Boy Get this dressage candidate outta my sght. Crinkle Trash can DescreetCaCa What a friggin' hoser. His azz will be draggin' at the end...but he may hang on for second. Ya winnah: Xchanger runs late ...but runs straight and nails everyone's behind at the finish line. Book it...cook it...wrap it and pack it. |
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All I can say is.......
for everything else, there's Mastercard. |
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Do you still accept Discover Cards?
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Good pics Mort. Where you watching the races? You going to the Big T??
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What races? I'm not going to Mommy Dearest's. |
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Juvenile Fillies
Now....really. Who cares. Watch this: WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIIRRRRRR That leaves Smarty Debbie A distinct hint. |
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Juvenile
Tale of Ekati Man that's some bad tail Crinkle Trash can Dixie Chatter Johnny Rebs will be all over this one. Crinkle Trash can Wicked Style I'm running out of patience already. Crinkle Trash can War Pass Pass Crinkle Trash can Slew's Tiznow Very uninspiring I may go back and reread the stupid thread titles thread. Crinkle Trash can Z Humor Z Fuel Crinkle Trash can Salute the Sarge Oh blow me already. Crinkle Trash can Kodiak Kowboy Zodiac Nimrod Crinkle Trash can Shore Do Fucl< You Crinkle Trash can Oh let's just ditch the rest in one big shredding....they're mekin' me sick!!! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PYRO WINS. |
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FILLY AND MARES TURF
( WNBA ) Really....do you care? I don't. 4 out here. |
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SPRINT
GEEZ!..how many races are there!!?? Idiot Proof Fail to do so Crinkle Trash can Gregs Gold Good for Greg He's also going directly to the shredder. WHIIIIRRRRRRR BennyTheBull rule-eng un ze flour!!!!! Crinkle Trash can Smokey Stover You've got to be kidding me. Great seats though..huh!? Crinkle Trash can Midnight Lute Is it me? Crinkle Trash can Kelley's Landing I'm sure his arms will be tired. Crinkle Trash can Attilas Storm Striking fear in the hearts of immature guppies. Crinkle Trash can Oh fucl< the rest. I like Talent Search here....at least he's looking for it. |
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aw, you were thinking of me when you came up with that pick, weren't you?
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Oh phooey...I am so bashful............oh you. Yes ..I was. Is it possibly worth a felatio-poo??? |
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Oh God I am so sick of this BC thing.
I can't do this anymore!! MILE Take a 2-6 exacta box and go to bed. DISTAFF Wake up with a nice 4-7 e-box. TURF 7-4 straight exacta. CLASSIC Take 9-4 straight exacta. |
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Hey thanks a lot.
I do my best to try and please you people and get very little in return. You wouldn't get this kind of effort from Sirloin or Tryke....or Beyer. Remind me not to give up hours of my fine personal time whenever I get a stupid idea like trying to assist the blind. You have yourself a nice day tomorrow. |
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And where's my felatio-poo??
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I am proclaiming this day a SnowyWoods day in honor of my fine friend and drinking buddy....THE Andrew.
God knows he's always been there for me....as well as for many of you. He once gave me the shirt of his back. Of course...it was my shirt to begin with,but who's counting? The thing is I know he has done good works and even though may come off as a knowitall and very bad man....he is perhaps actually the biggest sissy I have ever known. I alwaysimagined that if someone were Thebby worthy...well it just might be me....I mean Andy.I think it became obviouson Valentines Day after receiving no greeting card from her. Sweetest Day mail left no question in my mind. So let the SnowyWoods forest fairies and predators all be keeping the Big Mocker in their thoughts today as one fine friend. I mean...imagine what any of you would do if I called you NoTool. |
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All right sporty fans.
How about a little point spreading action? Take THE Ohio State and give 15.5 to THE WeDon'tNeedNoStinkingBadgers Take Oregon and give 7 to the filthy swine ASU Take Navy getting 3.5 from the Noodles Take MSU and 5 over Michigan Take Nebraska and 17 over Kansas |