Name the next thread title in The Paddock - Page 17

Mortimer · #**321** 10-25-2007, 11:32 AM

"Where's the starting line?"

#**322** 10-25-2007, 11:33 AM

"Why is it called a park when there are no slides and swings?"

Mortimer · #**323** 10-25-2007, 11:33 AM

" Is it possible to have a photo start?"

NoChanceToDance · #**324** 10-25-2007, 11:33 AM

"i saw someone 'milking' a cobra in the barn"

Mortimer · #**325** 10-25-2007, 11:34 AM

" Why do I hears bells when a race starts?"

Danzig · #**326** 10-25-2007, 11:34 AM

they said the horse was in a dead heat, but i thought it was chilly. i even had a jacket on!

#**327** 10-25-2007, 11:34 AM

"Why would someone want to key a horse? That's retarded."

Mortimer · #**328** 10-25-2007, 11:34 AM

"Wht state holds the Kentucky Derby?...Is that Connecticut,too??"

NoChanceToDance · #**329** 10-25-2007, 11:35 AM

"Is a breast girth like a boob tube?"

Mortimer · #**330** 10-25-2007, 11:35 AM

" Back wheeling sounds saucey."

Mortimer · #**331** 10-25-2007, 11:36 AM

"I heard a lady say she wants the horse on top!!...THUD!!"

#**332** 10-25-2007, 11:36 AM

"Hey Steve, can you get me J.J.'s autograph?"

Mortimer · #**333** 10-25-2007, 11:37 AM

"The next race she wanted him underneath!!"

Danzig · #**334** 10-25-2007, 11:37 AM

someone said they wanted to box some horses. i've heard of boxing kangaroos, but horses?

Mortimer · #**335** 10-25-2007, 11:37 AM

" Steve....please don't let Grooves ask Andy questions in public."

Danzig · #**336** 10-25-2007, 11:37 AM

that horse must be tired, his tongue is hanging out!

Mortimer · #**337** 10-25-2007, 11:38 AM

"What is a 4 horse box? It must be very big."

#**338** 10-25-2007, 11:39 AM

"Hey why isn't Sumwon in the Distaff?"

Mortimer · #**339** 10-25-2007, 11:39 AM

" Was Secreteriet any good?"

Danzig · #**340** 10-25-2007, 11:40 AM

i bought a racing form, but i'm not sure how to fill it out.