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Old 08-28-2007, 05:15 PM
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Change your shoes. Someone pissed on your foot.
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:20 PM
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I believe Portnoy did worse to you.






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Old 08-28-2007, 05:22 PM
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How all you book warms a feelin' rat about now...aye?
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:24 PM
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Eff street cred, I got book cred.

What you know about Dr. Google? I mean Dr. Suess?
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:26 PM
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Yeah, I read it. A total Lenny Bruce rip-off. Not a huge Roth fan though Everyman was decent.
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:27 PM
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Eff street cred, I got book cred.

What you know about Dr. Google? I mean Dr. Suess?
Do you know your sister was just inducted into the a ss whore Hall of Fame? Your mother is the only other member. Quite the feat.
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Yeah, I read it. A total Lenny Bruce rip-off. Not a huge Roth fan though Everyman was decent.
Sure he did.







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Old 08-28-2007, 05:29 PM
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Do you know your sister was just inducted into the a ss whore Hall of Fame? Your mother is the only other member. Quite the feat.


AAAAAND...he's a classic book reading BMW thief!!







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...this guy's GOOOD!
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:29 PM
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Do you know your sister was just inducted into the a ss whore Hall of Fame? Your mother is the only other member. Quite the feat.
I donated your family to the San Diego Zoo. What now, you unoriginal monkey mouth biatch?
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:34 PM
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Your wife is doing ok, S2S. I took this pic of her last week.

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Old 08-28-2007, 05:36 PM
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Oh and this might be a little hard for you to swallow, especially since you had that pin stroke a few years back, but your wife and her cagemate Randy had a few rugrats.

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Old 08-28-2007, 05:38 PM
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I donated my mother's whore a ss to scientific research. Now if I could only put my own dick in my mouth.
FTFY
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:38 PM
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Aww, don't be sad. Life goes on, big guy.
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:40 PM
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If you see this person, you are already dead.
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:45 PM
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If you see this person, you are already dead.
If I see that i'm calling the humane society. People shouldn't let their pugs roam free.
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:54 PM
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[quote=Pillow Pants]I am an unoriginal hack. At least my mother and sister are in the A ss Whore Hall of Fame. QUOTE]

Change your pants, son. Someone pissed all over your leg.
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