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Old 08-11-2007, 11:25 AM
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Thank you.

Oh forget it.
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Old 08-12-2007, 07:58 PM
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HEY!!

ROR!



How can Debo Ebie be on!!!!?


FR&L-A!!
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:40 PM
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Enough with the music metaphors and the theme of not understanding Morton's deep intellect.

Move on. New metaphor and quit your whimpering.

Type in the 3rd person and relate everything to movies ala Mary Catherine Gallagher... or something.
I know you can do it Morton you have stepped up before.
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:43 PM
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Billboards challenge you,Gardener.





Plant something....preferably yourself.
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Old 08-12-2007, 09:23 PM
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Billboards challenge you,Gardener.





Plant something....preferably yourself.
...just bore me, new music please.

And the Gardener and the Pee stuff have run their course. You can make more fun of me as a teacher. You have not used that excessively.

I am asking you to extend your horizons Morton. You have come through before. New material, new style.
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Old 08-12-2007, 09:47 PM
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I'll leave that honor to your students.




Leave me alone...is that asking so much?
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:11 PM
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I'll leave that honor to your students.




Leave me alone...is that asking so much?
My students like me for some strange reason.


Ok. I will cease.
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:17 PM
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My students like me for some strange reason.


Ok. I will cease.



Thanks.




Mighty white of you.
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:26 PM
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Oh I'm sorry I said that...you can bother me anytime you want.
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:51 PM
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Why do your students like you? Are you a serious teacher who really wants to help mold them and make them see better?

Or is because everyone gets an A?
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:52 PM
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I do want it understood,though, that I don't want the nimrod Dimmy to bother me.
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Old 08-12-2007, 11:04 PM
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Why do your students like you? Are you a serious teacher who really wants to help mold them and make them see better?

Or is because everyone gets an A?
Because I like what I teach.
I get overly excited and make a fool of myself.
And I have this strange belief that everyone really has a natural interest in the way the world works. It just has to be brought out. So I like doing demonstrations and labs and asking lots of what if questions.

If the teacher asks a what if I now do this, after doing a demonstration, (changes the demo a bit) and the kids can predict what should happen, and indeed it does happen, one knows their model of the way the world works is decent. So I do another what if. And it gets quite fun when the what ifs involve experiments that are counterintuitive. Then they see what you see (only better sometimes which is most exciting) and everyone gets very happy.

So I have fun. I like my job.

The only way I feel like I a molding anybody, is just bringing out the natural curiosity that already exists. I dont try and mold. I just like kids to ask questions about why things are the way they are. Not just simply look at some physical event, and not ask why.
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Old 08-12-2007, 11:13 PM
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Because I like what I teach.
I get overly excited and make a fool of myself.
And I have this strange belief that everyone really has a natural interest in the way the world works. It just has to be brought out. So I like doing demonstrations and labs and asking lots of what if questions.

If the teacher asks a what if I now do this, after doing a demonstration, (changes the demo a bit) and the kids can predict what should happen, and indeed it does happen, one knows their model of the way the world works is decent. So I do another what if. And it gets quite fun when the what ifs involve experiments that are counterintuitive. Then they see what you see (only better sometimes which is most exciting) and everyone gets very happy.

So I have fun. I like my job.

The only way I feel like I a molding anybody, is just bringing out the natural curiosity that already exists. I dont try and mold. I just like kids to ask questions about why things are the way they are. Not just simply look at some physical event, and not ask why.



Hey ..that's pretty good!


Molding was a bad term to use on my part.





I should have taken physics,but I didn't.I read the book Earth,Universe and Atom ( like a physics books for idiots) and like it very much.


It's good liking your job and being a good teacher.Too many don't...I think.
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Old 08-12-2007, 11:31 PM
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You're going to have to request that Mosticalli Mort change his name... he doesn't look very good.

Gosh Sighty-poo....you're actually quite attractive.




Diaper isn't as dumb as I thought he was.
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:50 AM
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Good morning sporty fans.

I was saddend to see the announced retirement of WoodyWilko....one of my all time favs.At least he goes out standing up.


I am also saddened to see more incredibly dim witted posts from Dimmy.That guy needs a ghost post writer.




And who is standing to the left of Sighty-poo?
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:21 AM
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Morty, did I meet you at Sarah's toga yesterday? If not, when will I?
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:09 AM
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Morty, did I meet you at Sarah's toga yesterday? If not, when will I?

Ah don't thank so.

I am in disguise and have not met anyone here to date.



I'm pretty doggoned attractive and don't want jealous males attacking me because their females are attacking me.

Why do you think you met me?



Is Hossy trying to pretend he is me again?
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:15 AM
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Ah don't thank so.

I am in disguise and have not met anyone here to date.



I'm pretty doggoned attractive and don't want jealous males attacking me because their females are attacking me.

Why do you think you met me?



Is Hossy trying to pretend he is me again?
George Clooney, is that you?
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:35 AM
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George Clooney, is that you?


Oh you.....g'wan.






The truth is when wearing round sunglasses I am laughed at as people always say I look like the dead guy from Weekend At Bernies.








But the intelligent ones say I look like George Clooney.
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:04 AM
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Holy marshmellow Dispencer!


Your myspace is hideous!





I don't understand those things in the first place......but are you nuts....or what?
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