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An insight from ~ Clyde
================================================== === Horsey Fans....the deed has been done.The owners of California Aluminum are sending him to Sodom&Gomorrah.The same horsey who brought them so much money and fame and even gave one of the owners an opportunity to act like a complete jackass;this is the reward he gets.He gets a round trip( only 14,000 miles)ticket to Don'tBuy where he will have to jump 9 hours ahead in getting there and then 9 hours behind upon his return. His trainer has the brains, but unfortunately his owners make the important decisions. Nothing new about that mismatch. Why do we say "Now we are through the looking glass here." when we are never out of it?? All the same,for those of you who wished the re-emergence of the PoliSci Room.....ya got what ya weeshed fer.A continuous string of "I'm right and you're wrong" by known bleeding heart libtards and neo nazi conserva-gives.But then again, with the belly laughs that Genuine Crazy Lady and Daffy Danny offer viewers-----maybe it's not sa bad.JMess,Mr. Pumpkin and I Am Stupid are kind of amusing,too. Wishing the best to MyMissSnowBlower. Oh boy. I meant MyMissStormCat,of course. FarFromOver has now boinged to the top of my Derby list.There weren't that many to jump over, but I recall International Star,Texas Red and Frosted were there.Plenty of time to ponder over these and new possibles. Or not. "Life is just a bowl of cherries." Lie!! "The best things in life are free." More lies!!!! ''That light at the end of the tunnel;it's probably a train." Now that's more like it. STICKY STICKY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ My best bets o' the day at the Big M tomorrow: #3,It'sSurreal in the third at 4:1 ml. #6,ClydeBank in the 7th at 12:1 ml. I must whizz. I have whizzed. Late next week, it will probably glow in the dark. If there is an after life, doesn't it infer there was a before life? If all this be so....what's with this life stuff?Why the interruption? This philosophizing jazz is for deaf birds. Those showing real potential for enshrinement into the NA Piggy Pen: SLO MO RANDALL( although I think he's being coached by enshrinee Hack-A-Thak. FUCl<ER6 GASSED4522 BLEACHED BABE LIZARD CINCYMULEPLAYER and 1st TIME EXLAX Let us hope they don't turn out as flash in the pans. HANG TEN!! 
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02-10-2015, 09:34 AM
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As I foretold you, were all spirits and Are melted into air, into thin air; And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff As dreams are made on, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. ~ Prospero (The Tempest) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Q_WX_9Nv0 Race 8, #1 Bootsonthebeach #1A Boot Legger So gehts!
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02-11-2015, 07:09 PM
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From ~ Clyde
================================================ I, ClydeyPooKins, have formed a new on line social affair.It's called,"Women In STEEL BONDAGE." ror! I'm kidding. Really though.....it's called "Scooter"---- and Scooter's Squawk. So here ya go: SQUAWKS!! ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 Not to worry,Friends of Clyde.My MerHigh contained acceptable amounts of blood.Sonograms of my appendix showed it performing in the normal range. ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 reSQUAWKED OLDWUFFIE@NT "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1I6BT01tNg" AWFUL!! ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 Who is notstevie5picks?? ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 Will someone please plug NoAdvantage into the reality queue? ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 How does one safely store radioactive ejaculate? No wise cracks please. ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 reSQUAWKED DAFFYDANNY@NT "I get that...." NO YOU DON'T!! ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 I am hoping this catches on at warp speed.My plan is to become "seamless" with Twitter's Twits so Twits and Squawkers may reTWIT and reSQUAWK. ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 reSQUAWKED Arletta@GREENWOOD4 "WHERE ARE MY BOO BEE'S!!?? Oh. Never mind." End of SQUAWKS.
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02-11-2015, 08:45 PM
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For Clyde: Tampa Race 7 Mizz Wizz
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Please let's just change the subject though... we shall pretend I went to the convent to consider my options as my one true love, Cardus-ie, continues to ignore me, alright? Thanks. Quote:
Clydiepookins I am sending you, though my thoughts, oodles of positive wishes, stunningly beautiful noodle images and silent music.
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02-12-2015, 07:21 PM
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Blizzard (so pretty - check out his pic) is running this weekend (NZ).
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Beautiful and LOVE the name!!El Crimino Derby- Indianaughty/Mischief Clem exacta box
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02-15-2015, 05:57 PM
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============================================= Sporty Fans....do not miss out on this massive fun! Make sure you have your fave fun food with you before you start.This has to be the NA ALL PIGGY PEN GAME!! http://www.paceadvantage.com/forum/s...0&page=1&pp=15
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02-17-2015, 08:46 PM
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A Clyde Update:
================================================== ======= My dear friends....today,I underwent Nuclear Power Plant installation in my little prostate. But the worst----happened. They could not do this thing as they found:I have no prostate;no more.The little c accelerated and et it.This means,all possible eradicating procedures are now....worthless. I'm wondering.....exactly how far does Stevie's Dart Gun reach? Is his deep rooted disdain for me;that deep rooted? Did Stevie send in a hit team in the night,when it's dark....and provide them with a dart gun containing a lethal dose of Dave Schwontz' HIGH malware? I will investigate this in the little remaining time I have. It will achy breaky my little heart if this turns out to be true.
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02-18-2015, 09:41 AM
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From ~ Clyde
============================================= Fave NA Thread Titles: Official rye bread price thread What's yer sperm count? Who is baffert! How do I know if I've been stiffed? If all horses really were born in January,wouldn't that kill horse astrology? Official Randy Sterling thread ( don't say anything) Is the old cowboy star Tex Twitter really who started Twitter? When did Maggie get turned out? I only bet superfecta's cause I'm smard Name a town where Just Thayin' was NOT employed as a cop wud do you giys thing of the third raze at porx today? If Cardvark is not doing a great job of making a fool of himself today, he is not doing his job. Instead of saying,"I ran into this accomplished horseman and as fate would have it....he was looking to partner on a horse....", you say,"So I hire a new International Ops Manager and he sees my Santa Anita calendar on the wall and tells me that his former boss won the Kentucky Derby in 2010 (Animal Kingdom), and Breeders Cup and Dubai and Bev D (Euro Charlene)...I ask if I could buy the guy dinner to hear his stories. As fate would have it, he was looking...." ....then you might be a blowhard. And I'm not talking about Lease a Mower Otis. Ending posts with "Cheers" makes me projectile vomit. Don't let me bore you;these are just random thoughts. (the above is not a random thought....it's a just thayin') Let me make it clear that I am NOT notclyde. "Driving car number 11 in this evenings sprint car race will be Mr. Arthur Garfunkel." ''I was High in the Himalaya's and Became the First Human to do Hash with Mr. Yeti"....the soon to be out book made during Brian Williams forthcoming 6 month vacay. Hit songs by the Beatles ....had they been psychopaths: I Saw Her Hanging There I Want To Hold Your Head PS I Hate You I Threw Her Through the Bathroom Window Expiration Day! Come Apart Leg Tripper Eleanor Rigor Mortis Got to Get You Outa My Life Happiness is a loaded Smith&Wesson I'm Happy Just to Dance on You Do Not Let it Be Please Mr. Coroner Let's end it with a familiar STICKY(I don't know why u-tubey won't let just your choice song play anymore.The place is beginning to bug me.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s
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02-18-2015, 07:54 PM
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From ~ Clyde
================================================== === I forgot about another great Beatles song:The Obama on the Hill. That was beautiful. Now THIS....this is really beautiful;especially after an intravenous feed of liquid purple heroin. I shall soon rewrite this so keep that in mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzK0pYJbfKg And if I say to you tomorrow Take my hand, child, come with me It's to a castle I will take you Where what's to be, they say will be A-catch the wind, see us spin Sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time Oooh, ho-whoa And if you say to me tomorrow Oh, what fun it all would be then what's to stop us, pretty baby but what is and what should never be A-catch the wind, see us spin Sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time Oooh, ohh, oh-ho So if you wake up with the sunrise and all your dreams are still as new and happiness is what you need so bad Well, girl, the answer lies with you, yeah A-catch the wind, see us spin Sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time Oooh, ho-whoa Hey, ho, ma A-well, the wind won't blow, and we really shouldn't go and it only goes to show-whoa-whoa-whoa Catch the wind, we're gonna see us spin We're gonna sail, little girl A-do-do-do, ba-ba-n-do, oh Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, yeah Everybody I know seems to know me well but does anyody know I'm gonna move like hell A-baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, ho, I love ya Baby, baby, babe, huh, oh, I love ya Do, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, now I want you By the by, the next song is pretty drug addicting too. I'll leave the horse picking to the experts.
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Long day at work Clyde but this made me laugh (alot!) 
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From ~ Clyde
================================================== ======= Did Joseph Biden's little film clip from yesterday cause Daughters of the American Revolution---- in situ orgasms?? Did it cause female Mormons to scream,"BURY ME BABY!!" What did Biden Dude say to Carter Babe? Here ya go: "Steffy,do you feel that? That's my ENORMOUS co.ck up against you,baby.I want to bite you.Later....call me." Biden is such a rookie. I...ME,can give any hottie out there----eterrrnal life.Just like Dracula,only bettah.I am in complete confluence with my eterrrnal life giving jizz:My predator blood now flows into it.AND!---- It's also radioactive.Baby, you will not only have eterrrnal life----you will experience copious,full body and EXTREMELY HOT orgasms that will last for HOURS. And I ,too, have an ENORMOUS co.ck. =:> ENORMOUS. Doesn't Pink Floyd sound like a sexual disease? A large constrictor snake with a cell phone is a telethon. If twats tweeted,wouldn't they be more likely twatting? T'wat,exactly,is going on here? Picture a penal institution.Who are its inhabitants?Is it a prison for bad penis'?Doesn't that noodle image look funny? Can you imagine a pud in solitary confinement? Isn't that so sad? Did the name Milk Duds come from girls with teeny tiny boo bees? Do you think Steffy must have had nice buttocks and that's what attracted White Out to her on that stage? Will Biden be known as the Great Fornicator? Nurses and female Docs love touching me.I have a beautiful mind in a beautiful body.The blood taking nurses all say I'm better than Dracula.They love touching my pud.I know thy want it:Eterrrrnal life. Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up? I store my lock deicer safely in my car. - 30 degree wind chills tonight here in Kent,Ohio.That's what it feels like on Ohio skin. It's more like -75 degrees on Texas skin. Mountain skin=55 degrees.Plus side of zero. You know, I think Carter's wife was digging Biden's sexual overtures. What until Ashton sees that for himself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtl5W4XNLk
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