The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[my miss storm cat]

Wait a minute ah am confused... did Herkie already win?

[Sightseek]

R1 - 6 Jamaican Smoke
R2 - 7 Senior Prom
R3 - 3 Flipcup
R4 - 2 Song to You
R5 - 6 On Fire Baby
R6 - 6 Positive Side
R7 - 12 Express Model
R8 - 8 Mufajaah
R9 - 4 Candy Kitty
R10 - 8 Appealing Tale
R11 - 5 Thank You Marylou - 9 Unbridled Forever - 13 Untapable
R12 - 8 Taketheodds

[casp0555]

R1 - 4 Irish Lute I like da Lute
R2 - 7 Senior Prom
R3 - 3 Flipcup
R4 - 2 Song to You
R5 - 5 Devil's Cave
R6 - 3 Storm of the Century I can smell the rain coming.....
R7 - 6 Annoy
R8 - 10 She's a Tiger grrrr....
R9 - 4 Candy Kitty meow......
R10 - 2 Will Take Charge no matter, I lose bettin on him or against him
R11 -4 Roz, 7 Fish Plate, 13 Unstapable
R12 - 8 Taketheodds

Good luck on your trip!!

[my miss storm cat]

R1 - Cookie

R2 - Centella

R3 - Run Hide My Girl

R4 - Dramedy

R5 - On Fire Baby

R6 - Marchman

R7 - Southern Honey

R8 - She's a Tiger

R9 - Little Journey

R10 - Golden Ticket

R 11 - Rosalind
ex/tri boxes - Rosalind, Ria Antonia, Aurelia's Belle

R12 - Toy Land

Still looking at races 3, 4 and 9 but wanted to have something here incase ah forget!

[OldDog]

What a fun contest! Can I use my advanced tool?

1 - #7 Brazen Persuasion
2 - #3 Call to Action
3 - #7 She's Justified
4 - #5 City Connect
5 - #3 Unlimited Budget
6 - #8 Sum of the Parts
7 - #5 Soul Title
8 - #10 She's a Tigger
9 - #4 Candy Kitty
10 - #2 Will Take Charge
11 - #3 Sugar Shock, #9 Unbridled Forever, #13 Untapable
12 - #10 Dream of Bertie

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by OldDog

What a fun contest! Can I use my advanced tool?

Well hell-O there.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

What a fun contest! Can I use my advanced tool?

1 - #7 Brazen Persuasion
2 - #3 Call to Action
3 - #7 She's Justified
4 - #5 City Connect
5 - #3 Unlimited Budget
6 - #8 Sum of the Parts
7 - #5 Soul Title
8 - #10 She's a Tigger
9 - #4 Candy Kitty
10 - #2 Will Take Charge
11 - #3 Sugar Shock, #9 Unbridled Forever, #13 Untapable
12 - #10 Dream of Bertie

As long as we don't get a detailed description of said tool, yes. Use it wisely.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Wait a minute ah am confused... did Herkie already win?

This will be addressed shortly.

[Rileyoriley]

From Mortimer:

If you wouldn't mind:


I want BeefHerky disqualified for 2 infractions:


1....Whizzing without permission.

2....Touting how he has already lost before any contest race has run.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

From Mortimer:

If you wouldn't mind:


I want BeefHerky disqualified for 2 infractions:


1....Whizzing without permission.

2....Touting how he has already lost before any contest race has run.

Per me (the rule maker):

Mr. H. Horse may continue to play. His early bird prize is a porta-potty which will be delivered shortly. Please confine your wizzing to said potty.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

We're Back.............................


Contest rules to follow (as soon as I write them).

Prizes include:
1. The best selling masterpiece "I Am Baffert". This book will answer the age old question "Who is Baffert"?
2. Morty's Handicapping Guide of 4/7 ZC's.
3. A $100 donation in winner's name to our very own SightyPooKin's benefit (C'mon guys. Let's reach that $5000 goal!)
4. Surprise Gift Basket
5. Just added! A weekend getaway at the lovely Martha Vineyard estate owned by the Belmonts (such wonderful people). You will fly first class in Morty's Canadian Spaceship. Drinks and peanuts served by our own MMSC.

Contest will include Oaks and Derby days.

Mortimer has added to this:


1. The best selling masterpiece "I Am Baffert". This book will answer the age old question "Who is Baffert"?
(Hint as to the author: I am also an alchemist.)
2. Morty's Handicapping Guide of 4/7 ZC's.
( Be the first to find out why the #2 was dropped to the fourth position and replaced by the #9!)
3. A $100 donation in winner's name to our very own SightyPooKin's benefit (C'mon guys. Let's reach that $5000 goal!)
( Uhm,will that be coming from Nincompoop?)
4. Surprise Gift Basket
( CLYDE INSIDE!!!!)
5. Just added! A weekend getaway at the lovely Martha Vineyard estate owned by the Belmonts (such wonderful people). You will fly first class in Morty's Canadian Spaceship. Drinks and peanuts served by our own MMSC.
(Ned and Hydra will be on board telling gross rich people jokes.Side note: If you are allergic to peanuts----tough.Get your own Hershey bar.)

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by casp0555

R1 - 4 Irish Lute I like da Lute
R2 - 7 Senior Prom
R3 - 3 Flipcup
R4 - 2 Song to You
R5 - 5 Devil's Cave
R6 - 3 Storm of the Century I can smell the rain coming.....
R7 - 6 Annoy
R8 - 10 She's a Tiger grrrr....
R9 - 4 Candy Kitty meow......
R10 - 2 Will Take Charge no matter, I lose bettin on him or against him
R11 -4 Roz, 7 Fish Plate, 13 Unstapable
R12 - 8 Taketheodds

Good luck on your trip!!

Welcome to the party! And remember, cheating is not only allowed but also encouraged.

[Rileyoriley]

My Friday picks:
1. Irish Lute (YAY IRISH!)
2. Call To Action
3. Tiz Windy
4. Play It LOUD!!!!!!!!!!
5. Molly Morgan
6. Marchman
7. Ireland (AGAIN, YAY IRISH!)
8. In honor of my favorite aunt-Our Amazing Rose
9. A Little Bit Sassy
10. Will Take Charge
11. Unbridled Forever, Untapable, Please Explain
12.Toy Land

[Rileyoriley]

Yet another message from Morty:

Tapiture has been scratched from the derby.

(Only trying to scare the dickens out of SightyPoo.She doesn't know how to read inside of parenthesis.)


Also....My rented Canadian Spaceship will not be available since my check bounced.....whoa!!.....no, I meant since it is in for emergency brake replacement.

Instead, the winner will be chauffeured in comfort and grand style via the Starship.

Finally, I think Old Wuffie is not cheating.This serious charge should be investigated.Or, to save precious time.....I suggest he be removed.

Last finally, Mr. Hasp----the creator and Big Cheese of this contest failed to greet you properly;so I will:


Bad Luck and Worst Wishes!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Yet another message from Morty:

Tapiture has been scratched from the derby.

(Only trying to scare the dickens out of SightyPoo.She doesn't know how to read inside of parenthesis.)


Also....My rented Canadian Spaceship will not be available since my check bounced.....whoa!!.....no, I meant since it is in for emergency brake replacement.

Instead, the winner will be chauffeured in comfort and grand style via the Starship.

Finally, I think Old Wuffie is not cheating.This serious charge should be investigated.Or, to save precious time.....I suggest he be removed.

Last finally, Mr. Hasp----the creator and Big Cheese of this contest failed to greet you properly;so I will:


Bad Luck and Worst Wishes!!

Old Wuffie will also continue to play (per me!). The best cheaters are never caught cheating.
Let that be a lesson to all.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

As long as we don't get a detailed description of said tool, yes. Use it wisely.

You suck!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

You suck!

Oh alright . For MMSC's benefit-please describe your tool in great detail. Photos appreciated.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Oh alright . For MMSC's benefit-please describe your tool in great detail. Photos appreciated.

[herkhorse]

tell Morty the dew is on the moor. and I have to wizz

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

tell Morty the dew is on the moor. and I have to wizz

Morty sees all!








Well maybe not the whizzing part (I hope)