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Old 05-26-2007, 07:36 PM
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she called me a coke sucher.

and I'm not a man! Just cause I know more about sports than you... woman!

Ya don't know nuttin"




Ya don't know as little as MainCourse!
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:36 PM
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i am i liger

half lion half tiger.

what are you?
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:37 PM
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Ya don't know nuttin"




Ya don't know as little as MainCourse!

i dont know nuttin cause i do know everything of course

i do not however, have a zodiac cipher, so i guess i am useless
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:38 PM
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Your phone number isn't overated, as I just posted it on ESPN. They loved it. Lebron is though.
Oh....I hear a ringy dingy.....one moment.







Hello?







Who is this?









Well how the fucl< should I know!!?









Sorry....it was Folicle I think.




And will you get it through your thin skull I agree with you about James .
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:39 PM
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piece owt
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:39 PM
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i am i liger

half lion half tiger.

what are you?

So you're a BIG LIGAH.


Full blooded head in a lab with tubes running in and out.
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:40 PM
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piece owt

So when you have to whizz......is it MEN or WOMEN ya go to?




( I think this is Pat.)
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:43 PM
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i dont know nuttin cause i do know everything of course

i do not however, have a zodiac cipher, so i guess i am useless

Cajun is hungry.


Give her some Keebels N' Bits.

Wear goves.








SHE BITES!
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:45 PM
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This is certainly worty of a pie or 2.
The name is FoxWORTHY...not FoxWORTY.




What a dumb a s s .
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:49 PM
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Aye woand-air where ze deck noose want tooooo?
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:57 PM
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I require more attention.





Someone say.........check that......someone just make a post here.
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:21 PM
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Read correctly it says.....Fucl< yourself go.


What...are ya dyslexic?






All I want to settle is whether Pat is a man or a woman.

I would feel bad about calling a woman ...."ze coke socare."





























No I wouldn't.



Does this make me bad?
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:27 PM
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Well I guess I got my answer.










Brother...I was just kidding.

Talk about your sourpusses.

I'm glad I am leaving.










I mean......why bother?



I hope I get more glucose fed into me tonight.I could sure use it.
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:29 PM
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I want some good by songs left for me here.



I don't trust any of you stingy people so I will make malking a list of assigned songs .

They better be sung with feeling.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:09 PM
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You may have been kidding maybe...but not me.




You're very kind,but please let me wallow.

I know no one likes me which is the real reason I leave.




Trying to be Mr.Nice Guy and a friend to all just doesn't seem to work around this place.

Even Thebby likes you better than me.




But I can take it.

Don't you want to know why?



Because I'm good enough.

I'm smart enough.

And ,doggone it,.....people







don't like me.

It doesn't work anymore.

I have failed to do so.

I've changed my mind....I am leaving tonight ....then I go to the

CheapWhiskeyDancer Bar.





Care-la is headlining there tonight.
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:04 PM
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Seek respect, not attention.
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:07 PM
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I mean





!!!










OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO



OOOOOOOOOO

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Old 05-26-2007, 10:29 PM
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I wrote a song for you -

(verse one)
His name is brutus ohh ohh ohh

He is a buckeye o-laa-laa

He uses his zodiac cipher

To pick horses who run fourth

(chorus)
From the cozy dooryard

To the snowy forest

Morty is here for you and me!

(verse two)
He has been banned ohh ohh ohh

More times than Pacman o-laa-laa

But he comes back

Cause he cant let byslander, hossy, thebby, and mommydearest go oh oh oh

(chorus)
From the cozy dooryard

To the snowy forest

Morty is here for you and me!

(verse three)
ooooooohhhhhhhh oooooohhhhhhhh

llaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaa

ooooooooohhhh oooooooohhhhhhh

laaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(chorus)
From the cozy dooryard

To the snowy forest

Morty is here for you and me!

(chorus)
From the cozy dooryard

To the snowy forest

Morty is here for you and me!





- Pat
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:35 PM
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oh morty poo its your she man friend calling you
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Old 05-27-2007, 12:12 AM
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Get outta heah man!


ror!!!






But I must say...excellent work!



OOOOOOOOOO











It almost makes me want to stay,but I must go.

I shall...I mean shan't forget you.










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