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Old 07-18-2007, 02:32 PM
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Phooey to you late fires. What is up with that name?
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:34 PM
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If you want to know, I was doing a fact chronology on a case. Very exciting shiet. Now I am going to do some subpoenas for records. What fun I am having.
You're a parabeagle?...I mean legal?
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:34 PM
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Is that a question?
No, it is a statement.

Think British, Morty.
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:37 PM
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No, it is a statement.

Think British, Morty.
DOUGH!





What a dumb fucl< am I !!!!!!





ROR!!!!



OOOOOOOOOO
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You can't
Sure you can. It takes a little while to learn mortyese but some of the mortyese to English translations follow:
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peedcornflakes=askbuffy

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Old 07-18-2007, 02:40 PM
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What a dumb fucl< am I !!!!!!





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OOOOOOOOOO
Too kind.
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:44 PM
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I am a stripper remember....
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:46 PM
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Sure you can. It takes a little while to learn mortyese but some of the mortyese to English translations follow:
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*= /@s&t&#
ror=LMFAO
\\\=??wtf??
crinkle followed by trashcan=self explanatory
peedcornflakes=askbuffy

Right so far, Morty?
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DTS you are too funny.
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:47 PM
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I am a stripper remember....

MA'AM!


STOP!
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:50 PM
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Sure you can. It takes a little while to learn mortyese but some of the mortyese to English translations follow:
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Uh..ya got a few wrong.
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:54 PM
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But stripping makes me wealthy enough to care for my hundreds of children... I have to take care of my babies...
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:55 PM
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But stripping makes me wealthy enough to care for my hundreds of children... I have to take care of my babies...
Does the crowd shriek.."LESS!" ....?
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:59 PM
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Uh..ya got a few wrong.
Well, correct 'em before it's sent to the publisher.
The whole world awaits, even the British (though I didn't know they could think).
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:00 PM
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Everyone always wants more morty... Always wants more...
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:04 PM
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Everyone always wants more morty... Always wants more...
They certainly do!!
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:05 PM
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There used to be a thread "What do you do?" somewhere on here. It was quite comical. That is where the stripper thing started.

Seriously, yes I am a parabeagle.. oh wait that Buffy is a beagle. I am a paralegal.
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Everyone always wants more morty... Always wants more...
more=Liverpool ladies standing in the rain in their little white dresses.
by a hair=how a horse sometimes wins...or what happens when the little white dress shrinks from the rain
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:07 PM
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There used to be a thread "What do you do?" somewhere on here. It was quite comical. That is where the stripper thing started.
A-HAHAHAHAHA


THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!!














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Old 07-18-2007, 03:08 PM
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more=Liverpool ladies standing in the rain in their little white dresses.
by a hair=how a horse sometimes wins...or what happens when the little white dress shrinks from the rain
lol.
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Mommy..are you very observant?
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