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Old 11-04-2007, 01:06 AM
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I wish to type that I am weary.





I am pleased to be fetching my zebra and going to sleep......and doing so with a very free and easy conscience.



Very much so.
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Old 11-04-2007, 01:11 AM
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My positive thinking and prayer time:



Thank you God for allowing me to do as I wish anytime I please.Thank you for making me as You did. May the Earth and its Earthlings try to emulate me.

For, as Youknow,Iam good enough......I am smart enough....





....and ,doggone it, people like me.







Well most of them anyway.



There are certain malcontents who do not.


















Too bad.






Amen.
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:50 AM
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What exactly is a fucl<ing a s s hole anyway?
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:03 AM
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I notice my newspaper has no full page ad.



I'll bet GCL's master charge is bad.

That's why I dumped her and now use RileyORiley's body for automatic writing.





And other things which please me.








I don't think fucl<ing a s s hole is ever used as a litreral term.

So what does it mean...exactly?
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:26 AM
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I have done some research myself on the term "fucl<ing as s hole."


I can only conclude it means "friend". I guess its a newly coined phrase.






Will take some time getting use to.


Talk to you later my fucl<ing as s holes.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:26 AM
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posters flocking here like trained zebras.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:28 AM
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Hello my fucl<ing as s hole.

I don't care what posters do.



I do as I please.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:38 AM
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:38 AM
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What is a lynch mob?



What is mass hysteria?




How do you spell hysteria?




Who is Baffert?
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:40 AM
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Intriguing...but it's not working for me.
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:16 AM
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I hope by now everyone...well almost everyone...has received printed material from me via pm.


Please let me know if you did not get yours.







Juicy stuff...aye?
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:19 AM
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I do not aim to please.





I do as I wish.

I do as I damn well please.

And shall continue to do so.
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:21 AM
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...G'mornin Morty...how goes things with you??....ya arn't still mad are ya??
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:23 AM
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When you all have received your printed material....please discuss it amongst yourselves.





I shall then follow up with back up voice recording evidence.

As it pleases me to do so.

In the meanwhile.....I shall continue to do as I wish....as I please.





No one will interfer with my work.

No one.

It is my will.
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:24 AM
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...G'mornin Morty...how goes things with you??....ya arn't still mad are ya??

Oh fifff......of course not.




I mean...ya didn't stone me...did ya?
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:24 AM
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Oh.


Things are just great.



I am a fucl<ing as shole.......don't ya know.
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:28 AM
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Oh.


Things are just great.



I am a fucl<ing as shole.......don't ya know.
wellll....I know that I've been called worse....sticks and stones ya know?
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:30 AM
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wellll....I know that I've been called worse....sticks and stones ya know?


Ever hear of mind over matter?

It don't always work.




What's worse than fucl<ing as s hole....by the way?
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Old 11-04-2007, 11:20 AM
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Who is Baffert?




Oh boy.






I mean....what are friends??


They come from every direction...don't they? Big ones, tall ones,skinny ones,small ones, vaporized ones, rainy day ones,fair weather ones............



....and yer good ones---yer loyal ones-----yer ones that are there when needed-----or to ask the grace of a favor----and such. ....but enough about me.





What if you lived in a neighborhood and some friends ....well ya just didn't see too often,but sometimes ya did. There were still friends.


Now some friends had to move...but moved back...and moved again,but moved back,,,,and moved again...and moved back.



There is a point when friends don't like movers...I guess. Because the last time you move back....why some friends ignore you............completely and obviously. They talk among themselves....but not to you.



So when you ask one of them what you did wrong...and they reply..."Oh nothing...I just didn't feel like talking.







Exsqueeze me?????







Didn't I see them talking to other friends?









So this is why I ask...












....who is Baffert?......







......phooey......











....I mean what are friends"?
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Old 11-04-2007, 11:25 AM
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Do friends enjoy mass stonings upon a friend???





Do they take delight in pounding a friend who has done nothing wrong....as in a lynch mob mentality as this friend really isn't of any great value?


What value may one place on a friendship?




What is a friendship?


What is a Canadian Spaceship?


Are they our Canadian friends inside?


What are friends?


Who is Baffert?
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