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Old 11-27-2007, 08:20 AM
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lol my porn name is Candy West. nice!

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not bad..., if I was a girl

today it would be Struttin Bristol...much better
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Old 11-27-2007, 08:42 AM
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and now introducing.....

six and change productions......



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That darn Thebby babe sure knows how to send a thread astray...
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can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.
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Old 11-28-2007, 08:57 PM
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No, I didn't read the whole thing completely and I always thought the porn name was your middle name and your childhood street name.

Misty Kedvale would then be my name in this version of the porn name game

middle name/street name is the correct formulation.

i have no idea where this pet name idea came from. you'd have guys named ginger and girls named bruno if that was true.

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Old 11-28-2007, 09:18 PM
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middle name/street name is the correct formulation.
That would make mine 'Leigh Richmond'..
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Your first pet was named Dick? What was it...a goldfish?
Holy SH!t, one of the funniest posts ever, was in tears reading it!

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can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.
You think that you have it bad, my pet turtle was named for my street. I would be: Elvin Elvin. I couldn't even get a job in gay porn with that name!
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:30 PM
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Silk Polsin or John Polsin...

Think "John Polsin" just sounds like a bad M'fer...
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Chipper Old Farm if using pet's name
Deb Old Farm if using middle name

Neither sounds very good.
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combining both methods....
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Old 11-28-2007, 10:54 PM
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Oh I so don't wanna say this, but sometimes you gotta lean in to the inside pitch....

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Andy Red Wing...

I've never wanted to get my "Red Wings"... at least not in a sexual manner, so I don't wanna know what kind of crazy fetish porn I'd do lol.
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:32 PM
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By your rules I'd be Patches Morgan. But my Porn name would be
"Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it.
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:18 AM
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By your rules I'd be Patches Morgan. But my Porn name would be
"Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it.
"But my Porn name would be "Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it."

great name.

unless your porn partner doesn't like the idea of being torn apart. or you being done after 15 seconds.

you might as well call yourself rusty nailer.

if i have a choice i'm going with dr. phil winfrey.

won't be able to keep the ladies away. giggity!
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:40 AM
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Frisky South Woodland......that could go a couple ways!
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