My New License Plate... - Page 2

Mortimer · #21 12-13-2007, 10:54 PM

I mean it would look pretty stupid on the dupa,but....oh forget it.

Buffymommy · #22 12-13-2007, 11:21 PM

I tried to get BUC NKD, BCK NKD or BUCK NKD, but they wouldn't allow it here in FL so I told them to BUCK OFF.

I tried to tell them it was my horse's name, but they said it was to dirty. COME ON!

Mortimer · #23 12-13-2007, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

I tried to get BUC NKD, BCK NKD or BUCK NKD, but they wouldn't allow it here in FL so I told them to BUCK OFF.

I tried to tell them it was my horse's name, but they said it was to dirty. COME ON!

Your horse or the name?

Buffymommy · #24 12-13-2007, 11:27 PM

Oh be nice Morty. I have to get up early in the morning to go to yet another funeral. I seem to be doing that a lot lately.

Next week you can be mean again.

dylbert · #25 12-13-2007, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Your horse or the name?

Mort, be a gentlemen. Of course, it would be BOTH!

Her plate for you is "2 BUF 4U"!

Mortimer · #26 12-13-2007, 11:29 PM

I move this be retitled:

This Is My License Plate.

And another be opened under: This Is My Dupa.

Mortimer · #27 12-13-2007, 11:30 PM

And for a certain poster:

These Are All Of My Wooden Hangers.

dylbert · #28 12-13-2007, 11:31 PM

If Mort drove we could chip in here and get him his own special plate -- "BEAT IT".

Other suggestions very welcome...

Mortimer · #29 12-13-2007, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Oh be nice Morty. I have to get up early in the morning to go to yet another funeral. I seem to be doing that a lot lately.

Next week you can be mean again.

I'm sorry.

I hope these folks are dead.

I hate live funerals.

Mortimer · #30 12-13-2007, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dylbert

Mort, be a gentlemen. Of course, it would be BOTH!

Her plate for you is "2 BUF 4U"!

OH!!....GOOD ONE!

Sounds like a rap group.

Buffymommy · #31 12-13-2007, 11:35 PM

GOOD NIGHT MORTY!

Remind me to beat you with a wire hanger when I get back next week.

Mortimer · #32 12-13-2007, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

GOOD NIGHT MORTY!

Remind me to beat you with a wire hanger when I get back next week.

I knew that was a bad ah-dee-er.

I apologize.

Uncalled for...but not meant to be mean...honest.

Just trying to lighten you up for tomorrow. There's nothing quite like going to a funeral with a nice big smiley face on.

I ususally start out by saying..."OK....who's the dead one?"

Honestly...I think they're dumb.

I just don't go to funerals.

Really.....the person is dead and hundreds of people go to do

what?.......confirm what everyone already knows??

Really....don't go.

Macabre.

Buffymommy · #33 12-13-2007, 11:44 PM

Kinda hard to skip your father in law's funeral Morty.... Hubby drove up to N. FL this morning. I took care of everything today and am driving up tomorrow. Not really going to be a great holiday season at Buffy's house this year. Last few months have kinda sucked donkey balls.

I am hoping that 2008 will be a better year.

I am packing as I am typing. AND I CAN'T FIND MY PANTYHOSE!!!!

Mortimer · #34 12-13-2007, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Kinda hard to skip your father in law's funeral Morty.... Hubby drove up to N. FL this morning. I took care of everything today and am driving up tomorrow. Not really going to be a great holiday season at Buffy's house this year. Last few months have kinda sucked donkey balls.

I am hoping that 2008 will be a better year.

I am packing as I am typing. AND I CAN'T FIND MY PANTYHOSE!!!!

I offer no answer for that last one.

Well I am honestly sorry...but I really don't understand funerals.

That's very tough for your husband as it is and these things make it all that much tougher.

Mortimer · #35 12-13-2007, 11:51 PM

Golly...I've gone way off topic again.

The morning crew is going to be just beside themselves.

Buffymommy · #36 12-13-2007, 11:51 PM

Thanks. I will be sure to start a thread when I get back so you and PP can make some more idiotic comments.

Mortimer · #37 12-13-2007, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Thanks. I will be sure to start a thread when I get back so you and PP can make some more idiotic comments.

Oh forget it.

It's a gift...really.

Buffymommy · #38 12-13-2007, 11:56 PM

I will start another "YIPPEEEE..." thread. I will find another Buck Naked pic to post.

Mortimer · #39 12-13-2007, 11:58 PM

OK Mom...take it slow.

Oh...I may have found your pantyhose.

Nah...it's just an old ocean fishing net.

Oh I'm kidding.

Again..sorry to hear....hope things smooth out soon.

Mortimer · #40 12-14-2007, 08:32 AM

Actually...I think she left her pantyhose back at Bucky's place.