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Old 01-20-2008, 06:21 PM
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Maybe you should write a book, Morty.

"How to get to fourth base, the simple way"
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:47 PM
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..at what point do you use the peanut butter?
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Old 01-20-2008, 07:12 PM
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my car move is reaching my arm across her as i put on the brakes.
























then quickly unfastening her seatbelt as i drive into a tree. the airbag usually keeps me conscious.

i don't recommend this if you own a car more expensive than a roofie.
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