Questions for golfers

[Scav]

Originally Posted by GPK

Dude...I love bowling (not watching it though). Just that some people aren't meant to play golf.

When ESPN made bowling hot for a couple years, it was pretty cool, no more now.....

Originally Posted by GPK

1 word for ya Pat...

BOWLING

SWEET JESUS!

I played in a Sunday Bowling league with my
daughter, the Disney League, so she got a ball with
Mickey Mouse on it.

I meanwhile got totally humiliated. Her average was higher
than mine and I was the worst adult in the entire league.

Got to the point she was yelling at me while I watched football
games.

I dont think I have any talent for games that require concentration
other than chess. Basketball, tennis, almost anything else with hand-
eye coordination I have absolutely no problem. I can juggle a number
of diff ways.
GOLF and BOWLING... I absolutely su ck. BIGTIME.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Scav

When ESPN made bowling hot for a couple years, it was pretty cool, no more now.....

ESPN called my agent. Seems they got together with the PGA Tour and decided since Tiger was done for the year, they needed a "big name" player to take his place, so they offered me an exeption.


The Bid is looping for me.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by GPK

ESPN called my agent. Seems they got together with the PGA Tour and decided since Tiger was done for the year, they needed a "big name" player to take his place, so they offered me an exeption.


The Bid is looping for me.

Bitch, I am 1st call caddie, you know this. You play tomorrow right?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Scav

Bitch, I am 1st call caddie, you know this. You play tomorrow right?

Monday.

[GPK]

http://www.independencegolfclub.com/...=123&page=1534

[Scav]

#4 would take me 4 shots just to get to greenside bunker...

#8 looks IMPOSSIBLE

#17, jesus christ

[Mortimer]

I'm getting confused between this thread and the fan expectations thread.

[viscount26]

[quote=GPK]ESPN called my agent. Seems they got together with the PGA Tour and decided since Tiger was done for the year, they needed a "big headed" player to take his place, so they offered me an exeption.


FTFY

[Scav]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'm getting confused between this thread and the fan expectations thread.

SIR

PAY ATTENTION

[Mortimer]

The more I do...the less sense it makes.





It's kind of like reading Mikey Welschish.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

The more I do...the less sense it makes.





It's kind of like reading Mikey Welschish.

Whoa, thank god.....


I thought you were losing your marbles

[Mortimer]

That's my secret...always think with someone else's marbles.......your noodle will grow from the experience.

Originally Posted by GPK

http://www.independencegolfclub.com/...=123&page=1534

Five or more balls lost on each of the following holes
if the trees are actually positioned and as numerous as shown:

#1
#6
#8 (might lose double digit number of balls)
#12
#13
#14
#16
#17
#18

Not a ton of water so that would save a few.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by GPK

http://www.independencegolfclub.com/...=123&page=1534

Good Luck Tomorrow!, does not look easy.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

Good Luck Tomorrow!, does not look easy.

Thanks...was lucky enough to survive two really bad holes today and still qualify. Lot's to work on in the next 3 weeks.

Originally Posted by GPK

Thanks...was lucky enough to survive two really bad holes today and still qualify. Lot's to work on in the next 3 weeks.

Can I caddy?
I know how to read play from hazards.
If you hit in a fairway or green I promise to keep my
mouth shut.

[herkhorse]

Nice!, how bad and what holes?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Can I caddy?
I know how to read play from hazards.
If you hit in a fairway or green I promise to keep my
mouth shut.

Can you putt? I sure as hell cant.

Originally Posted by GPK

Can you putt? I sure as hell cant.

Now you see thats something one does on a green.
That would be unfamiliar territory. I would have no
balls left by that juncture.
I think I just insulted myself in multiple ways.