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07-01-2008, 04:06 PM
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I consider myself a very lucky poker player who knows when to fold. I consider myself a handicapped horse handicapper. 
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07-01-2008, 04:07 PM
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I edited my wording dummass!
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07-01-2008, 04:16 PM
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Here's my game Mortimer, or should I call you, Morty.
First I'm a girl so people assume I dont know my right hand from left so I go with it. Second, I always drink when playing so then my face is red for every hand not just the good ones! Third in the beginning I'll play a crappy hand and lose on purpose (but not too many chips) so people think I'm clueless. THEN.. I only play two face cards, pocket pairs or suited connectors. When I think someone has a better hand, I fold.. I dont need to chase pots to just to see the outcome.. dont get involved in the pissing match. And I always go with my gut feeling.. dont second guess it. I'm lucky to have a good (well maybe a bit fat) gut. When its down to 2-3 players left, if you get a face card, you play your hand (at least see the flop/turn). The first touney I won was with a King high.
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07-01-2008, 04:17 PM
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Seriously ,Uncly, memorize this so you will be ready for me: (It shows lowest to highest card. In other words the card below beats the card above. It gives you the very rudiment of the game.)
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Jack DiSpencer...I mean Queen King Ace This may help,too: penny nickle dime quarter half dollar dollar 5 dollars 10 dollars 20 dollars 50 dollars 100 dollars ( In the above case the monetary unit below is higher than the one above....and yer so forth.) OK?
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07-01-2008, 04:19 PM
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well I just gave you the insights to my game so you BETTER beat me!
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07-01-2008, 04:21 PM
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Dahling....I can already tell it would be of absolutely no value to you if you did know your right hand from your left hand. Kiss-Kiss....Hug-Hug.
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07-01-2008, 04:22 PM
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Is it of value to me that I'm just plain lucky??? (knock on wood)
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07-01-2008, 04:30 PM
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true.. I just have fun with it and happened to win a few grand along the way.
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07-01-2008, 05:42 PM
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Las Vegas..
$500.00 for female company $10,000 for the tables $5,000 for the free drinks....[ tips ] $2,500 for the sport book.... $1,500 for MORE female company. 99 cents for the breakfast specials Having the time of your life....= Priceless 
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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07-01-2008, 07:09 PM
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"but there's just no point in trying to predict when the narcissits finally figure out they aren't living in the most important time ever." hi im god quote
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07-01-2008, 10:49 PM
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans
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07-01-2008, 10:53 PM
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