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Old 09-16-2008, 08:47 PM
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By the way, have you ever heard of a person fornicating with a chicken?
It was mentioned in the "sharpies" thread in the political section. I'd ask for a link but I don't want to piss anyone off in there.
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I was hoping for:




(')

`',
`',
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.........................ditto!?




blech!!

Ditto in my own way.





BETTAH?????????
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By the way, have you ever heard of a person fornicating with a chicken?
It was mentioned in the "sharpies" thread in the political section. I'd ask for a link but I don't want to piss anyone off in there.
Hmmm.....uh..no.



I don't think you even want to touch those in that thread
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Ditto in my own way.





BETTAH?????????

!!!!











MUCH!




























thud!
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I was hoping for:




(')

`',
`',

I don't know how to do the creative writing but the thought's there.
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Old 09-16-2008, 08:51 PM
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Hmmm.....uh..no.



I don't think you even want to touch those in that thread




I don't think I'll ever look at a chicken the same way again.






























































Insert your own pun.
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I don't know how to do the creative writing but the thought's there.



OH MY GOD!!





Give me place to your directions.

Phooey.




Give me directions to your place.
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I don't think I'll ever look at a chicken the same way again.Insert your own pun.




I'll fly.


I know I can do it.
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OH MY GOD!!





Give me place to your directions.

Phooey.




Give me directions to your place.




Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.
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Old 09-16-2008, 08:57 PM
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Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.
Got it.

Sounds far....I think I'll fly on the wings of a locust.
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Got it.

Sounds far....I think I'll fly on the wings of a locust.

As long as it's not a chicken.
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As long as it's not a chicken.
Yes...fucl< the chicken.






But I was on no vacay nor bees wax trip.

I was under going treatments for severe depression.

They threatened to put me on Oprah if I didn't straighten up.




I told them they should do it because she couldn't straighten up a priest.
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Yes...fucl< the chicken.






But I was on no vacay nor bees wax trip.

I was under going treatments for severe depression.

They threatened to put me on Oprah if I didn't straighten up.




I told them they should do it because she couldn't straighten up a priest.


There's always Dr. Phil. Didn't he solve Britney's problems?
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These day time pshyco's **** me!!! ,Bring back the electric shock treatment or better yet go do what i do when im sad Vist the terminal Cancer ward @ the local Hospital makes you abit happier to be in your shoes Remember to stop off @ the lost limb Ward dont know what lucky dip you can pick up
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There's always Dr. Phil. Didn't he solve Britney's problems?



Gosh....did she have problems?


I don't think Phil could solve for "x'" when X=12.

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You mean he's not a real doctor???????????????????


But he was on the cover of "People" magazine!
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I know,but that's not a real magazine.
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