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Old 01-27-2009, 07:13 PM
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Run away quicky. First thing is your 25, you have plenty of time to get incarcerated , I mean married. Why would you want to settle down now anyway? Let alone with a 21 year old hoocie that still wants to go clubbing. My guess there is that she has some single girlfriends (probably real dogs), that want to go out on V-Day because they don't want to be alone. And at this point she would rather be with her girls than you. Let me let you in on a little secret. 99.9% of women are crazy. With the exception of the few that post here and my wife (just in case she reads this), they are almost all certifiable. If you are a nice guy like you say you are, you will eventually land the big fish. But if you really have marriage on the brain, just ask yourself this question when it comes to any girl you are seeing. Is this the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with? If you have to debate the question at all, then you probably know what the answer is.

Thats it? I thought for sure it was a higher % than that.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:27 PM
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I suggest that you stalk her on Valentine's Day.

If you catch her at the club making out with another guy - ask him if he has a sister you can violate.

If you catch her at the club making out with another girl - she's a keeper!
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:48 PM
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I think the emotional damage has been done to you. Life is entirely too short to be playing games with a younger girl. There are plenty of other girls out there than to waste your time with this one.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:52 PM
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Key GPK in 3...2...1...
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:56 PM
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I know i am waiting for it.......I have the restraining order in hand ready to be signed if he steps over the line............
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:56 PM
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Im not allowed to mention her name, my name and the word love in the same sentence
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:57 PM
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I know i am waiting for it.......I have the restraining order in hand ready to be signed if he steps over the line............

Im ready to sign it. If it means that you will finally stop stalking me, I will sign.
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:00 PM
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Get over yourself......it is well known who is the stalker, freak
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:01 PM
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Get over yourself......it is well known who is the stalker, freak

Love you too
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:02 PM
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Im ready to sign it. If it means that you will finally stop stalking me, I will sign.
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:04 PM
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I have better advice:

Let her go out with GPK a few times, she'll definately be happy to come running back and will never leave. Kind of like scared straight.
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Ut Oh we have a violation.
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:07 PM
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I have better advice:

Let her go out with GPK a few times, she'll definately be happy to come running back and will never leave. Kind of like scared straight.
Did you watch that in high school? They made us watch it, and it scared the **** out of my jumpy ass. I was always straight, but I was straight as an arrow from all aspects after watching that 48 minutes of fear...
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:11 PM
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I have better advice:

Let her go out with GPK a few times, she'll definately be happy to come running back and will never leave. Kind of like scared straight.

Not true KGB has a few of them still locked in his basement for those long winter nights.
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:11 PM
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I have better advice:

Let her go out with GPK a few times, she'll definately be happy to come running back and will never leave. Kind of like scared straight.

And yet she keeps coming back
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:12 PM
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Not true KGB has a few of them still locked in his basement for those long winter nights.

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Old 01-27-2009, 08:16 PM
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Best advice I can give is don't get friends like these
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:21 PM
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:24 PM
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