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I think I was on a flight with you last week. It was quite funny when they closed the cockpit doors and three people moved away from you to the front of the plane.
"He who smelt it delt it" Well, maybe what goes around....goes around would be better. You were rank!
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08-19-2009, 08:59 PM
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Eh it depends. Could be anywhere from 1-4 times a month.
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The situation developed when the older man sat down next to the jockey, made a comment about Bejarano's personal hygiene, and sprayed him with perfume, investigators said. When Bejarano took out an iPod in an attempt to ignore the other passenger, the older man began to elbow him violently.
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08-19-2009, 10:05 PM
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Even Northwestern residents almost always shower after horseback riding before work. And, to cut you off at the pass, I said it because you have such a hard-on for the place. As a general rule, Cali people shower less, but hell, it's always 72 and fair there.
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08-19-2009, 10:27 PM
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WTF? I take at least one, but usually two showers a day. One in the am and one in the pm, especialy in the summer. Man, no offense, but...................
this is the 21st century! 
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But I NEVER wash my bed sheets.
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as long as you wash your socks..... 
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08-20-2009, 08:17 AM
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I have to check the date on this thread.... Is this a Aprils Fool Day Joke ?
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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 Oh sweet baby Jesus!
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08-20-2009, 10:31 AM
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yes.. but I accomplish both.. and just get to work 15 minutes late
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let me borrow an old redd foxx line..."
 YOU GOTTA WASH YOUR ASS", the nose knows........
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