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Old 12-25-2011, 07:06 PM
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The big clean up is finally finished, the boys are showered and ready for bed. Damage was on the very minimal side. Looking back, the day was far better than expected. All in all the kids were really pretty good. The biggest pain in the ass turned out to be my brother-in-law. He's just a selfish jerkoff, but I knew that anyway. Didn't lift a finger all day. Not to mention all the complaining. Even when it came to cleaning up and putting away presents for his kids, he couldn't unattach his ass from my couch. I wonder if he even thanked his sister for cooking and inviting his sorry ass over. Thankfully he was only here for about 3 hours.
Looking forward to freshening up my beverage again and sitting down for some football.

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. Please don't expect a New Year's Eve thread, thankfully it's an away game.................
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Old 12-25-2011, 07:07 PM
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5:12 Jay must be exhausted from watching and yelling at his kids for 4 minutes, he's asleep on my couch with his feet up.

Thankfully, Mrs. Math is working on dessert. I'm hoping I only have to endure 1 more hour of this crap.

Then life will be normal again for everyone and we can sit back and be amazed by Morty's facinating tales of imaginary boo bee's and Cleveland...................






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I did miss this insipid remark.
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Very disappointed.
Damn, I guess you didn't kill yourself..........................
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Old 12-25-2011, 07:08 PM
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I did miss this insipid remark.
Wow, looks like someone got a dictionary for Christmas................
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The big clean up is finally finished, the boys are showered and ready for bed. Damage was on the very minimal side. Looking back, the day was far better than expected. All in all the kids were really pretty good. The biggest pain in the ass turned out to be my brother-in-law. He's just a selfish jerkoff, but I knew that anyway. Didn't lift a finger all day. Not to mention all the complaining. Even when it came to cleaning up and putting away presents for his kids, he couldn't unattach his ass from my couch. I wonder if he even thanked his sister for cooking and inviting his sorry ass over. Thankfully he was only here for about 3 hours.
Looking forward to freshening up my beverage again and sitting down for some football.

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. Please don't expect a New Year's Eve thread, thankfully it's an away game.................



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Old 12-25-2011, 07:23 PM
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Dani, how old are your kids?

Things are starting to get interesting. Here are the hilights from 3:30-4:30
Jerkoff brother-in-law, moaning and making faces like a baby when almost everyone else wins on a scratch off tickets instead of him. i win $30 bucks and tell him i won a hundred just to piss him off evem more.

Then he proceeds to make faces when everyone compliments Mrs. Math on how good dinner is. To make matters worse he takes his plate of food and puts it in the microwave, claimimg it wasn't hot enough. Steam could be seen billowing out of the tray of lasagna and my head at the same time.

Mary's first contribution of the day, as she riles up all the kids to chase and try to beat up Timmy as the adults are still eating.

Children minus Mary seem to be playing nicely upstairs, she decides to go up and chaos ensues. Jay actually gets off his chair to see whats going on.

Jake is starting in with Michael, mostly name calling (they are calling each other stupid dummies). Then he takes a little swipe Mike. I witness the whole thing as Michael tells me hat happens. I tell Mike to hit him back and jake runs out of the room screamng and goes to hide.

For the most part it's still been better than expected, only damage has been to some cheap basketball game of Michaels and Matt's Eli Manning fathead in his room (whichis on t's last legs anyway).

I hear banging and some screaming going on right now, I'm going to investigate and freshen up my beverage........................
they're all grown. but you can certainly escape with younger kids, we've done that too.
my belief is if you wouldn't put up with them the rest of the year, why ruin a holiday with them?
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Old 12-25-2011, 07:37 PM
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they're all grown. but you can certainly escape with younger kids, we've done that too.
my belief is if you wouldn't put up with them the rest of the year, why ruin a holiday with them?
Unfortunately it's kind of a package deal between my mother-in-law/brother-in-law. He stays with her alot, because in her eyes he's the king and could do nothing wrong. So he gets away with leaving the kids there (when he has them) and she watches them while he goes out with his GF or stays there and lays on her couch.
It puts my wife in a very tough position, especially since she knows how I feel. Besides, many times she has the same beliefs about her brother as I do. She's upset that she killed herself fo nought. It's really not fair to either one of us (mainly her). I shouldn't have to police other people's kids in my house.

My main two gripes are, how about thanking your sister for hosting/cooking for you and your family. Just show a little graditude (even if you are making it up).
How about every once in a while you get your ass off my couch and make sure you kids are behaving.

I'm really not asking for much, it's just common courtesy.
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Old 12-25-2011, 07:44 PM
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yeah, i know what you mean. my brother is a loser. so i just have nothing to do with him. works so much easier that way. they won't change, so i decided it's not worth the aggravation.
it always makes me wonder...people make so much effort for those who just aren't worth it, while the normal folks get no attention. i'd imagine that's how it is for your wife with her mother.
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Damn, I guess you didn't kill yourself..........................

Wow.



Looks like someone got a book of logic for Christmas.
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Old 12-25-2011, 07:46 PM
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All that was needed was for you to get into a political argument with your brother-in-law that would have ended with somebody getting one of those turkey forks jammed in their retina.

Glad that everything turned out the way it did.

One thing about Christmas; it's second only to Thanksgiving in potential intrafamily violence.


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Old 12-25-2011, 07:51 PM
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All that was needed was for you to get into a political argument with your brother-in-law that would have ended with somebody getting one of those turkey forks jammed in their retina.

Glad that everything turned out the way it did.

One thing about Christmas; it's second only to Thanksgiving in potential intrafamily violence.


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You're kind of new here Mike and mentioned Thanksgiving, so try this thread on for size.
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26454

Maybe Morty will really kill himself whn he sees this thread again.............
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Old 12-25-2011, 07:52 PM
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I saw this thread again.




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Old 12-25-2011, 08:01 PM
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Love that thread! Thought my relatives were dysfunctional (on my wife's side, of course), but that stuff is priceless.




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Old 12-26-2011, 12:54 PM
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I did miss this insipid remark.

You been stalking Rita again.. that's one of her words...
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Old 12-26-2011, 01:02 PM
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Thanks for the entertainment Mat, gave me a lift..

Highlight of my Chistmas was watching Hall Pass with my son late Christmas eve....a real side splitter...laughed so hard at a couple scenes i was gasping for air...a real ROTFLMAO...
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Old 12-26-2011, 01:30 PM
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You been stalking Rita again.. that's one of her words...
I ddi'un know.

Use to use it a lot, but it gets old.I don't even know what it means, but it looks smart.
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Thanks for the entertainment Mat, gave me a lift..

Highlight of my Chistmas was watching Hall Pass with my son late Christmas eve....a real side splitter...laughed so hard at a couple scenes i was gasping for air...a real ROTFLMAO...
You're a sick man.
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You're a sick man.

I know...but i like to laugh...
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Old 12-26-2011, 02:23 PM
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I know...but i like to laugh...
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Why should Morty kill himself again?

Math, why not just make smart ass remarks and almost get to blows with the dude? It will show your kids your the man, show his kids not to **** up in your hood, and probably get you something forbidden from the wifey
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