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Jane Curtin: This past Thursday was the Great American Smoke Out, a day that everyone in America was encouraged to stop smoking cigarettes for a twenty-four hour period. Here to comment further is Update health correspondent, Roseanne Roseannadanna. Roseanne Roseannadanna: Thanks a lot, Jane! Thanks a lot! A Mr. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, New Jersey writes in and says: "Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna, Last Thursday, I quit smokin'. Now, I'm depressed, I gained weight, my face broke out, I'm nauseous, I'm constipated, my feet swelled, my gums are bleedin', my sinuses are clogged, I got heartburn, I'm cranky and I have gas. ... What should I do?" ... Mr. Feder, you sound like a real attractive guy! ... You belong in New Jersey! ...
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and of course.. 'say when' '8:30' we have used that a million times.
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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![]() Harvey Korman as Hedly Lamarr in BS..everyone called him Hedy Lamar the actress..It's HEDLY he yelled
![]() In History of world he was Count de Monay...they called him Count the Money and he corrected them ![]() He and Tim Conway in the funniest skit of all time..Korman lost it.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk92O0SEjXc Madeline Kahn in the scene with the black sheriff ..'it's true, it's true' ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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![]() hedy sued....
hell, she's probably better known for that movie than anything she ever did.
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She might presently be best known as a punch line but that's unfortanate. She's worth a Google. |
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another that caught me by surprise-mike nesmith of the monkees...his mom invented white out for 3m.
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