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Old 12-09-2014, 08:29 AM
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My husband and I once entertained ourselves on a three hour train ride quoting that song. Oh lord, she was a funny, funny performer.
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:46 AM
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Made me laugh out loud. It was always Mrs. Richard Feder of Fort Lee, New Jersey . . .
I still remember this one.....

Jane Curtin: This past Thursday was the Great American Smoke Out, a day that everyone in America was encouraged to stop smoking cigarettes for a twenty-four hour period. Here to comment further is Update health correspondent, Roseanne Roseannadanna.

Roseanne Roseannadanna: Thanks a lot, Jane! Thanks a lot! A Mr. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, New Jersey writes in and says: "Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna, Last Thursday, I quit smokin'. Now, I'm depressed, I gained weight, my face broke out, I'm nauseous, I'm constipated, my feet swelled, my gums are bleedin', my sinuses are clogged, I got heartburn, I'm cranky and I have gas. ... What should I do?" ... Mr. Feder, you sound like a real attractive guy! ... You belong in New Jersey! ...
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Old 12-09-2014, 10:33 AM
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My husband and I once entertained ourselves on a three hour train ride quoting that song. Oh lord, she was a funny, funny performer.
i love the 'no no no no yes' from history of the world...
and of course..

'say when'
'8:30'
we have used that a million times.
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Old 12-09-2014, 10:34 AM
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I still remember this one.....

Jane Curtin: This past Thursday was the Great American Smoke Out, a day that everyone in America was encouraged to stop smoking cigarettes for a twenty-four hour period. Here to comment further is Update health correspondent, Roseanne Roseannadanna.

Roseanne Roseannadanna: Thanks a lot, Jane! Thanks a lot! A Mr. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, New Jersey writes in and says: "Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna, Last Thursday, I quit smokin'. Now, I'm depressed, I gained weight, my face broke out, I'm nauseous, I'm constipated, my feet swelled, my gums are bleedin', my sinuses are clogged, I got heartburn, I'm cranky and I have gas. ... What should I do?" ... Mr. Feder, you sound like a real attractive guy! ... You belong in New Jersey! ...
her bit about sitting with walter cronkite, the chair making a noise, and her trying to make it make that noise again to prove she hadn't farted...oh, man!
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Old 12-09-2014, 11:53 AM
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Would also like to mention Gilda Radner here. Gene and Gilda were married when Gilda passed away from cancer. What a great comic she was.
Roseanne Roseanna Dana.."Like my mother usta say"..
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Old 12-09-2014, 12:33 PM
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Harvey Korman as Hedly Lamarr in BS..everyone called him Hedy Lamar the actress..It's HEDLY he yelled

In History of world he was Count de Monay...they called him Count the Money and he corrected them..

He and Tim Conway in the funniest skit of all time..Korman lost it..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk92O0SEjXc


Madeline Kahn in the scene with the black sheriff ..'it's true, it's true'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw
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Old 12-09-2014, 01:16 PM
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hedy sued....
hell, she's probably better known for that movie than anything she ever did.
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hedy sued....
hell, she's probably better known for that movie than anything she ever did.
Hedy Lamarr co-invented technology for spread spectrum and frequency hopping that was deemed critical to the war effort. It's also the basis for today's cell phone technology.

She might presently be best known as a punch line but that's unfortanate. She's worth a Google.
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Old 12-10-2014, 08:57 AM
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Hedy Lamarr co-invented technology for spread spectrum and frequency hopping that was deemed critical to the war effort. It's also the basis for today's cell phone technology.

She might presently be best known as a punch line but that's unfortanate. She's worth a Google.
i saw that story about her on a science program not long ago-fascinating stuff!

another that caught me by surprise-mike nesmith of the monkees...his mom invented white out for 3m.
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Me too....Young Frankenstein....masterful
Walk this way... LOL
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