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Another big crowd today.
Perhaps this is appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JDN5...eature=related |
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that's Awful!!!!
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Oh I guess I should do this thing.
Ms. CrazyLady...may I have the cards, please? Oh? I get a shake of the head and a muggy face? Hey...no skin off this fine stars nose. You had a chance to be famous. Uh.....PG Fan...how about you,ma'amage? Good!..She's going to fetch! WHEW! That ain't no PG rating! ...Look at the talent she is displaying! That is one fine behind...if I may say so. Thank you,Dahling.....kiss-kiss. I begin. Stevie Hasbeen. NOT! WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRR! OH MY GOD!! I shredded Stevie Hasbeen! STEVE!! Oh no......is he salvageable? E-U....I guess not. Gosh I'm sorry ,Steve.....what a mess. Oh well....my phooey. Macho Again AGAIN!!? Crinkle.. ...trash can. Tres Borrachos Dos was more than enough Crinkle... ...trash can. Icabad Crane His trainer is a headless horseman. Crinkle... ...trash can. Yankee Bravo The Yankees are in last place. Bravo. Crinkle... ...trash can. Behindatthebar That's where it should be...and not on the race track. Crinkle... ..trash can. RaceCar Rhapsody I knew NASCAR would eventually ruin horse racing. But this is ridiculous. Crinkle... trash can. Kentucky Bear Should have stayed in Chicago. Crinkle... ..trash can. Stevil Oh my God. Crinkle... ...trash can. Riley Tucker Debbie.....shame on you. Crinkle... ..trash can. Giant Moon OK ( ( ) But I sure don't get it. Crinkle... ...trash can. Gayego I know this guy. Crinkle... ..trash can. Hey Byrn Not if it's wet. Crinkle... ..trash can. I am too embarrassed to type the name of the winner. |
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!! This will save us both: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAuZkPHQ8J4 |
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So is this where the preakness show begins? I was waiting for HRTV and ESPN, didn't know to look in the snowy woods.
since you are secluded down here, to catch you up Behindatthebar is out, he hurt his paw, oh I mean foot, oh I really mean hoof. UMMMMMM...did you call me a sow in your ghostly voice.... |
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Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. I hope its nothing serious. To be behooved is not good for horseys. And ..NO..that wasn't me. That was Pezuzu...the demon from the Southeast. If you knew of The Exorcist...you would know he said a LOT worse than that. Thank you for delivering the goods----I mean the cards. Well done. |
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What about this one??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSRfXep09fU |
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I have to go now Morte', I'll be back later. I have a dog named Snowy, she is deaf, she can't hear snowflakes fall. OH and I forgot, Zulu will be very pleased to protect Sammy from the forest creatures that scare him, Zulu is NEVER scared, he is after all a Top Predator. |
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Well.....it looked OK and from the comments it was good.I can't play it loud enough to really hear it because the Attack Raccoon Squadron is on their 24 hour on call shift and they are all asleep.....they get angry when awakened unduly. |
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EAUXH!! You saw X-3 or/and read Legion. That's great! Too bad about Nosy...I mean Snowy.I would guess she reads lips then? Yes..I forget Zulu was a TP. I would have been very proud of him I'm quite sure. FFGan...I award you ten pies for your fine contributions here: OOOOOOOOOO |
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Oh..I would be Remrs.....doggne it!....I mean remiss if I did not thank the fine behinded WhiteSugar...aka Thebby....for my restoration process.
Thank you so much Thebby......I can't thank you enough. So I won't. That's just the kinda guy I am. =:> |
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Now this is quality poetry:
A Noiseless, Patient Spider A noiseless patient spider, I mark'd where on a little promontory it stood isolated, Mark'd how to explore the vacant vast surrounding, It launch'd forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself, Ever unreeling them, ever tirelessly speeding them. And you O my soul where you stand, Surrounded, detached, in measureless oceans of space, Ceaselessly musing, venturing, throwing, seeking the spheres to connect them, Till the bridge you will need be form'd, till the ductile anchor hold, Till the gossamer thread you fling catch somewhere, O my soul. --Walt Whitman I just wish I knew what the fucl< he said. |
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If I hear any sharpies out their trying to tell people who they should put on the bottom end of their exotics for the Preakness.....you will die.
That's it. Don't even think about it. |
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Oh....tonight I will be broadcasting from high atop Tower City where ,at 700 feet, cars look like TonkaToys.
I imagine when I get there they will tell me I'm only 7 feet up and that those ARE TonkaToys. |
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Brother.
How 'bout a hand for the suit? |
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I built my Snowy Woods home out of my hopes and dreams...keeping in mind all the TrueSwine who have dared to interrupt....ney!...destroy them!
The walls are built of trees and mud who do not retain what they hear.....they do not surveil...they do not reflect falsely. My roof is of thatch....it disallows rain,but let's in sunny days.My floors are honest...they would never pull a rug from 'neath me.They let me lay upon them in welcome. My toliet...well I''m not going to say where I do my toilet...it's private. The bears know---that's good enough. My kitchen is a simple one....a fine natural stone hearth with a belching stone chimney poking its way through my roof....burning good, clean residue which would be so uncommon to political orators.They merely capture theirs in a scrubber and spew them back out into the same cycle. All forest creatures are allowed in here---anytime they wish. I do not chase the fox with a broom.......well I don't have a broom,but if I did ---I would not chase them with it .....I would not throw stones at the squirrels nor dump water on the raccoons........I do not grease my tree branches to discourage birds. All honest life may bed or eat here as they wish. Buggies may crawl all the want without fear of being swatted or chased with a hammer. I can't do anything regarding the snow ..so don't bug me about it. |
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YA BABY!!
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