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Old 03-27-2007, 11:18 PM
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you two girls...together??? Dear God...help us all.
Together and posting on the same account. Reminds me of the 2 become 1 Spice Girls song.
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:23 PM
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Together and posting on the same account. Reminds me of the 2 become 1 Spice Girls song.

"we love pillow pants"
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:27 PM
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:28 PM
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sharp as marbles....both of em....
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:51 PM
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here is a sober picture of me

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Old 03-28-2007, 12:27 AM
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after a brief mishap with the toilet.. we r back
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:31 AM
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after a brief mishap with the toilet.. we r back
that could be construed as too much information, not sure.
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:33 AM
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were you two trying to make some merlot in the toilet?
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:41 AM
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:43 AM
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Damn, she's a bit... well, for lack of better terms... moist?
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:44 AM
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I suggest a caption writing contest for that photo.
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:42 AM
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I have my belly button done and forget about that too...although I'd feel weird without it.
I've got one too.
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:50 AM
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Note to self:

all these folks will get old like me someday...
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Old 03-28-2007, 10:09 AM
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Bubba wants to meet the Yorkie...
"Zo, someone wants to meet you, c'mon downstairs, get up, it's almost 10 o'clock"

(I'm just the caretaker/wait staff around here. THE HIRED HELP

"Zoe, this is Bubba." --

Good morning Bubba, hope you are well, and enjoyed your walk this morning. Sink those teeth into the new owner of the nearby convenient mart. The one that stopped selling the DRF. The @$$.

Excuse me Bubba, but I've got to get Grits started, she b!tches a lot, but you know how good help can be.

"Buba, Zo has food on her mind and whatever else she can come up with so it's like this . . .

I make up the king size bed she sleeps all over every night, if I move she growls.

She turns her nose up when she wants, something besides her kibble that's in her bowl. I usually succeed with Cesar's grilled chicken or filet mignon. Or better, one of the two mentioned, but from my plate.

When we travel, it takes me longer to pack her luggage, than it does my own. A whole lot longer. Leashes, collars, (if winter in NY-sweaters), bowls, rawhide Dingo bones, Merrick flossie bones, and toys.

I check in the hotels, while she, waits, quietly, for her room number, unless everyone at the front desk wants to pet her, then she turns on the charm.

I'm neat, she's messy. The only thing thrown around in the room in our three week stays in Saratoga is her sh!t, not mine.

I also check out and pick up her bill, that seems to always land on my Visa card. She ain't as friendly to the hired help when leaving. It's more like, "see ya, its been real. Gotta go."

I'm her driver too, and on 11 to 14 hour trips, that sh!t really gets old. She likes seeing where we're going, so one of her beds fits on the console of her automobile, that I paid for. Here, she can rest her chin on her driver's shoulder, until she gets fatigued, wherein, she lays down and catches zzzzzzzzzzs.

"Bubba, If I left her home, she'd somehow manage to falsify documents, ie contracts and have this house sold out from under my @$$ in less than 30 days."

And too, you remember what they say, "train 'em up right and they'll never stray." (Hell, ain't that the truth, don't I wish!)

I'm coming back in my next life as Zoe. . . . Later Bubba.

I got chores.
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Old 03-28-2007, 10:22 AM
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I suggest a caption writing contest for that photo.

how about this one:

'ever have that not so fresh feeling?' lol
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:40 AM
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Will you send peppermints and kisses to Folk, Asiatic Boy & Admire Moon while you're at it? (better include Dawia Major too...snipes won't be so beautiful if he discovers the Maj was left out)
I'm on it!

Bullish got the jumbo basket..... fear of dirt and all.....

Also sent him instructions to act up with Tony Cruz in front of the cameras. He hates that.
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:29 PM
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"Zo, someone wants to meet you, c'mon downstairs, get up, it's almost 10 o'clock"

(I'm just the caretaker/wait staff around here. THE HIRED HELP

"Zoe, this is Bubba." --

Good morning Bubba, hope you are well, and enjoyed your walk this morning. Sink those teeth into the new owner of the nearby convenient mart. The one that stopped selling the DRF. The @$$.

Excuse me Bubba, but I've got to get Grits started, she b!tches a lot, but you know how good help can be.

"Buba, Zo has food on her mind and whatever else she can come up with so it's like this . . .

I make up the king size bed she sleeps all over every night, if I move she growls.

She turns her nose up when she wants, something besides her kibble that's in her bowl. I usually succeed with Cesar's grilled chicken or filet mignon. Or better, one of the two mentioned, but from my plate.

When we travel, it takes me longer to pack her luggage, than it does my own. A whole lot longer. Leashes, collars, (if winter in NY-sweaters), bowls, rawhide Dingo bones, Merrick flossie bones, and toys.

I check in the hotels, while she, waits, quietly, for her room number, unless everyone at the front desk wants to pet her, then she turns on the charm.

I'm neat, she's messy. The only thing thrown around in the room in our three week stays in Saratoga is her sh!t, not mine.

I also check out and pick up her bill, that seems to always land on my Visa card. She ain't as friendly to the hired help when leaving. It's more like, "see ya, its been real. Gotta go."

I'm her driver too, and on 11 to 14 hour trips, that sh!t really gets old. She likes seeing where we're going, so one of her beds fits on the console of her automobile, that I paid for. Here, she can rest her chin on her driver's shoulder, until she gets fatigued, wherein, she lays down and catches zzzzzzzzzzs.

"Bubba, If I left her home, she'd somehow manage to falsify documents, ie contracts and have this house sold out from under my @$$ in less than 30 days."

And too, you remember what they say, "train 'em up right and they'll never stray." (Hell, ain't that the truth, don't I wish!)

I'm coming back in my next life as Zoe. . . . Later Bubba.

I got chores.

Grits did you forget to take your prozac today?
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:33 PM
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Daddy and his baby girl

LOL, I wonder how many minutes into dinner someone as going to comment how nice a guy my father is....LMAO

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Old 03-28-2007, 01:48 PM
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No, AntiT, don't take those--they can mess with ya head.

Jus' telling ya who runs this house and it ain't me.
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:50 PM
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Oh, and Kev, Zo would love Sarah. She's more Zo's size.

You are going to make a fine daddy one day, beyond your being Sarah's.
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