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Old 03-28-2007, 08:13 PM
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Oh, and Kev, Zo would love Sarah. She's more Zo's size.

You are going to make a fine daddy one day, beyond your being Sarah's.
That's my baby daddy!
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Old 03-28-2007, 10:57 PM
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LOL, I wonder how many minutes into dinner someone as going to comment how nice a guy my father is....LMAO


you know what...Im saving that GFY for Saturday night
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Old 03-29-2007, 09:19 AM
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"Zo, someone wants to meet you, c'mon downstairs, get up, it's almost 10 o'clock"

(I'm just the caretaker/wait staff around here. THE HIRED HELP

"Zoe, this is Bubba." --

Good morning Bubba, hope you are well, and enjoyed your walk this morning. Sink those teeth into the new owner of the nearby convenient mart. The one that stopped selling the DRF. The @$$.

Excuse me Bubba, but I've got to get Grits started, she b!tches a lot, but you know how good help can be.

"Buba, Zo has food on her mind and whatever else she can come up with so it's like this . . .

I make up the king size bed she sleeps all over every night, if I move she growls.

She turns her nose up when she wants, something besides her kibble that's in her bowl. I usually succeed with Cesar's grilled chicken or filet mignon. Or better, one of the two mentioned, but from my plate.

When we travel, it takes me longer to pack her luggage, than it does my own. A whole lot longer. Leashes, collars, (if winter in NY-sweaters), bowls, rawhide Dingo bones, Merrick flossie bones, and toys.

I check in the hotels, while she, waits, quietly, for her room number, unless everyone at the front desk wants to pet her, then she turns on the charm.

I'm neat, she's messy. The only thing thrown around in the room in our three week stays in Saratoga is her sh!t, not mine.

I also check out and pick up her bill, that seems to always land on my Visa card. She ain't as friendly to the hired help when leaving. It's more like, "see ya, its been real. Gotta go."

I'm her driver too, and on 11 to 14 hour trips, that sh!t really gets old. She likes seeing where we're going, so one of her beds fits on the console of her automobile, that I paid for. Here, she can rest her chin on her driver's shoulder, until she gets fatigued, wherein, she lays down and catches zzzzzzzzzzs.

"Bubba, If I left her home, she'd somehow manage to falsify documents, ie contracts and have this house sold out from under my @$$ in less than 30 days."

And too, you remember what they say, "train 'em up right and they'll never stray." (Hell, ain't that the truth, don't I wish!)

I'm coming back in my next life as Zoe. . . . Later Bubba.

I got chores.
Bubba is impressed and flattered. A dog of few words, he had this reaction...
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:14 PM
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Me at the Oaks last year.
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:05 PM
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Me at the Oaks last year.
We've got some good looking men on this board!
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:17 PM
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We've got some good looking men on this board!
LOLOL Indeed Caj, indeed.
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:18 PM
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LOLOL Indeed Caj, indeed.
You girls are way too kind.
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:41 PM
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You girls are way too kind.
Hey, I speak the truth! You going to Toga?
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:50 PM
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Hey, I speak the truth! You going to Toga?
with his girlfriend I would think
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Old 04-11-2007, 07:57 PM
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:20 PM
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Hey, I speak the truth! You going to Toga?
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with his girlfriend I would think
Yes to both.
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:46 PM
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with his girlfriend I would think
It was a joke.
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Old 04-11-2007, 09:30 PM
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Me at the Oaks last year.
This must be before the Lemons score, you look too serious.
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Old 04-11-2007, 10:09 PM
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How drunk was Kev? LMAOOOOOOO
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Old 04-12-2007, 12:26 AM
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How drunk was Kev? LMAOOOOOOO

ask Miss. Erin...she will confirm who the sober one was..
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Old 04-12-2007, 09:21 AM
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ask Miss. Erin...she will confirm who the sober one was..
I guess looks can be deceiving! LOL

Poor Erin.
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Old 04-12-2007, 01:18 PM
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This must be before the Lemons score, you look too serious.
Look in the upper right corner, 11 MTP
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Old 04-12-2007, 01:42 PM
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Look in the upper right corner, 11 MTP

You are a cutie!
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:23 PM
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Me at the Oaks last year.
Is that Ermine over your right shoulder?
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:29 PM
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Is that Ermine over your right shoulder?
I loved her in the Oaks... only bet her to win, though. DOH!
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