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Old 10-25-2007, 02:49 PM
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Dannie....ohhhhh Dannie.....Is it later yet???
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:50 PM
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" If horseys good in mud are called mudders...why aren't horseys good on grass called stoners?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:51 PM
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The trainer said turn him loose, does that mean the jockey is going to jump off?
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I really don't think exotic betting can be legal in New Jersey. I've never seen anything exotic in New Jersey. Maybe Hawaii, but New Jersey?

It should be call chronic betting in NJ.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:52 PM
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" Where is John...I mean Richard Burch?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:53 PM
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Do chiropractors hangout on the backstretch???
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:57 PM
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"Is the far turn really any farther than the near turn? Aren't the back of the near turn and the front of the far turn pretty much the same distance from wherever that guy is who is naming these things?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:01 PM
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How come I've heard race calls where horses run on the grandstand side yet have never seen a horse in the grandstands?
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" Are horsemen from Greek Mythology?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:03 PM
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" I'll bet Smarty Jones could beat Di'ka."
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:04 PM
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Why isn't it called the Filly & Mare Classic?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:05 PM
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And once an announcer said a horse was coming from out of the clouds and looked up in the sky and saw absolutely nothing. Was it Elijah the prophet? OK who drank the wine in the cup in the middle of the table?

And how do horses wine? White or red?
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" Do horseys always breeze and handily? Don't they ever suck in workouts? How come there is no designation for phooey in workouts?"
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"Who wants to argue and debate something really stupid that will never happen anyway?"
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" Why do jockeys carry batteries in their whips? Aren't whips just manually operated?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:13 PM
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