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Old 04-29-2010, 08:19 PM
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Hey whatty?
Sir, your Hillbilly Derby selections please?
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:53 PM
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Has anybody heard any good jokes lately?
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:24 AM
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Sir, your Hillbilly Derby selections please?

Am getting there....have received thousands of requests not to--I mean to get these up as soon as possible.




What's in yer wallet?
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:25 AM
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Has anybody heard any good jokes lately?

Stevie---get rid of him.
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:58 AM
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The Can't-tucky WHIIIRRRby





BrownSugah...the cards, please.


Thank you ssssso much,Dahling.

Kiss-Kiss.







Oh boy,that dupa is suitable for framing.






But bettah get on with it:









1...Lookin' at Yucky


Look at Yucky.






Now look at me.







Now look at Yucky.







Now look at me.





See what ahm thayin'?






burp( oh excuse me!)...Crinkle...



trash can






2...IceBox


Reminds me of a girl I once knew.

Anyhoo----you know,SportyFans,Pythagoras had a good noodle on his neck.Essentially, he said it was hip to be squared.



And so---keepah!!






3...NoblesPromise


Now,this would be really swell if only we knew what Nobel promised.

sssssso!...







nyyyyooooooow!!



thud






4...SupahSavah


Would like to pick this one.

Would also like to pick the meger me-yons.

Do you see the relationship?






Crink-EL...



trash can





5...LineofDavid


Idiot Sticks all over the country tabbing him a throw out.

This is good.


keepah-keepah!!






6...StatelyVictor


I have never heard of this horsey.





~">>__``, squirt!!!=;``,,,,






phooey..I have to get going.Will have to finish latah.



You can thank Skivs for this delay and for delaying the exciting finish of my dream as well.

Is a snot face.




Plus..I have to whizz---really bad!!
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Old 04-30-2010, 03:23 PM
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so far so good!
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sorry.. meant to say:

so far ssssso good.
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Old 04-30-2010, 06:12 PM
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=:>


can't finish until morning
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:58 PM
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I miss my triple L.
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:40 AM
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...huh?...
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:07 AM
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Now to finish this thing.




7...American Big Liah






whiiiiiiiirrrr!!!!






8...Geekers Kitt-ay-ah Katt-ay


blech





Crinkle...


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9...MakeMusic4Me



I llllike him!!




keepah






10...Dumb As.s O' Fucl<-o




vomit





Crinkle..


trash can







11...BeelzebubDoesn'tGiveAFucl<



So neither do I.




Crinkle..



trash can.






12...Conveyance


Real estate term.

Should stick with deed exchanges.




Crinkle..


trash can





13...JacksonBend


Ah don't thank so.


But I am unshore.





keep for now






14...MissionImpossible


I am like sssssssso happy he realizes it.







Crinkle...


trash can






15...DiscreetlyMine


This is not the time to be discreet...nor mine.


That makes him a double wobbler.

Not good.






Crinkle...


trash can







16...AwfulAct


Reminds me of Del Yount.

What a ham sandwich.






Crinkle...


trash can





17...Bubblin'


The most prestigious race in the world and this fool takes a bubble bath.

Only the drunken Irish swine.






Crinkle...


trash can








18...BackSass


A little snot face birdy told me.




Keepah.







19...HomeBoyKris




Get lost...your name makes me want to spit.






Crinkle..


trash can









20...SidneysCandyA.s.s



Yet another Santa Anita gem.






More like bauxite.






Crinkle...


trash can.










Now I have to assemble this mess---hang on.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:13 AM
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10...Dumb As.s O' Fucl<-o




vomit





Crinkle..


trash can



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Old 05-01-2010, 11:15 AM
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1...LineOfDavid

2...IceBox

3...MakeMusic4Me

4...BackSass(per MotherHen)




It will be mighty close between 1 and 2.









Just thayin'.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:39 AM
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1...LineOfDavid

2...IceBox

3...MakeMusic4Me

4...BackSass(per MotherHen)




It will be mighty close between 1 and 2.









Just thayin'.

Line of David probably scratches ... just sayin'.
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Old 05-01-2010, 05:11 PM
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vomit





Crinkle..


trash can



=:>
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Line of David probably scratches ... just sayin'.






You fucl<.






Thayin' just.
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1...LineOfDavid

2...IceBox

3...MakeMusic4Me

4...BackSass(per MotherHen)




It will be mighty close between 1 and 2.









Just thayin'.


"Motherhen" clucked up. I will be traveling in the "ice box".
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:21 PM
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Morty ... err ... I mean Clyde:

You'll have to tell me what you liked about Make Music For Me. Didn't see that one at all and he ran very well.
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Old 05-02-2010, 01:26 PM
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"Motherhen" clucked up. I will be traveling in the "ice box".


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Good deal.
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Old 05-02-2010, 01:31 PM
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Morty ... err ... I mean Clyde:

You'll have to tell me what you liked about Make Music For Me. Didn't see that one at all and he ran very well.

SSSSO glad you didn't ask why I picked Dave to win.There was a reason and also a reason I will pick him for the Preakness if he runs.


Anyhoo...if you looked at all these horseys regarding their pp's.....they looked an awful lot like each other to me.Also, he kept dogging the great Lookin'AtYucky on non terra firma.

The other reason I can't say right now.




But Supah Savah won't be on for me in the Preakness.


He did win this one fair and square and I hate his guts.
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