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Old 10-25-2007, 04:08 PM
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"This horse doesn't look overlaid to me"
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:10 PM
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"This filly doesn't look overlaid to me"
But I've seen some that do
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:34 PM
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"What will happen on BC day if Jesus returns? Will they cancel the card?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:41 PM
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"What will happen on BC day if Jesus returns? Will they cancel the card?"
No they will just take it off the Turf
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:44 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 05:30 PM
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" I bet I gave Uncly a Swelly....=:>"



"Petition for Breeders Cup to be held at the OBS track next year"
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Old 10-25-2007, 05:33 PM
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"Suffy-Poo is tight...Real Tight!!"


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Old 10-25-2007, 06:49 PM
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"What will happen on BC day if Jesus returns? Will they cancel the card?"
no, they won't cancel.
wonder if he'd hit the pick six.
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:50 PM
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"This horse doesn't look overlaid to me"
rode hard, put up wet.
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:27 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:39 PM
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"Why don't horses have nice horns?








Because then the Riccola Bros. would want them ,too."
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:42 PM
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"Why is Lewis Michael shaking?






Because he ate Quaker Oats."
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:44 PM
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"What will they name DescreetCat's illegitimate son?









Indescretion."
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:49 PM
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"I saw a horse trailer the other day.









Name was Awesome Gem."
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:54 PM
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"If a dyselxic horse raced...could he win by a tail?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:59 PM
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" Well......snort!!.....The Predator will not select fine picks before their time.

They are drying right now.....but if you want to get bogged down....why be my guest.



I would look for them in the 11 to 12 time frame.....maybe sooner. No star sates his audience on time......you must always keep them waiting."
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Old 10-25-2007, 08:12 PM
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Well I see you two have scared all the fillies away
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:29 PM
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i see the thread is beginning to tail off. tis a shame, a fine work of art.
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:55 PM
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Morty doesn't need to post his picks. We all know Discreet Cat is going to win all the races. He's THAT good!
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:32 PM
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!!!!





But this thread was certainly a smashing success.....my congratulations to PillowPants.



It may be the only thread to ever stay on topic beyond post number 3.
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