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10-16-2013, 07:44 PM
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"Don't Judge Too Quickly" Commercials.
 Real funny stuff...LMAO.. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=59b_1363799230
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#562
10-20-2013, 01:33 PM
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I seen this man on the sidewalk the other day with a steering wheel sticking out of the backside of his pants. I said to him " Dude, Did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the backside of your pants?" to which he replied " Yeah, it's driving me nuts!"
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#563
10-21-2013, 09:53 PM
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Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the man if he needs help.
''Oh yes please!?" the man cries. "You have a kind heart, sir,'' says the man with no arms. But as Bob goes ahead, unzips the man, and pulls his willy out, he encounters all kinds of mold, red bumps, moles, scabs, scars, and other unpleasant-looking things. The armless man asks Bob to kindly point it... then shake it, put it back and zip it. So Bob, gathers his courage, shuts his eyes and does so. ''Thank you very much, sir!'' says the armless man. ''No problem,'' says Bob ''but what the hell is wrong with your penis?'' The guy pulls pulls his arms out of his shirt and says ''I don't know, but I ain't touching it!"
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#564
10-23-2013, 04:03 PM
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Not intended to insult anyone here.
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food.
Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming... One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time... So... Do you think we should... well... You know... Screw her?" [IMG]  [/IMG]"Out of WHAT?!?" asked the other lawyer
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10-25-2013, 10:46 AM
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Hahahaha I am a very bad person for laughing and no, dear one, that wasn't me (I woulda worn heels
 ).I have to admit that, to be an even bigger bitch, I love that you can see someone clapping in the background . Who is Wontshuppup, Herkie? Is that the one who sent me a pm welcoming me cause he thought I was a guy and then tried to pawn me off on some of the silly ladies when he realized I wasn't? If so I will gladly go grab some heels and we can head over there.
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10-25-2013, 02:29 PM
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10-25-2013, 04:28 PM
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10-25-2013, 05:01 PM
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11-15-2013, 08:08 PM
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A heartwarming Lawyer Story
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men alone the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!" "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high." C'mon...did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story???
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11-15-2013, 09:10 PM
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11-16-2013, 09:38 PM
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