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Old 05-10-2008, 09:16 PM
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what's that song...oh yes, carly simon- 'you're so vain'...

payson was the one who wrote and i couldn't reply to.
Oh..and here I thought it was You're So Lame---inspired by GardenSnake.



But I do catch your drift...and you did have your chance.


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Old 05-10-2008, 09:36 PM
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I believe a certain PREDATOR had best measure in.
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Old 05-10-2008, 11:08 PM
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Sorry, I was undergoing last minute salt water therapy. Proud to announce 1 1/8. A solid increase I might add.
Excellent report....all but me are making progress.


But I am changing to the PudMud method....next months report should look snappy.
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:18 PM
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Due to highly stimulating Sara's Toga Thread...I am proud to report a robust 3 4/5"
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:22 PM
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Me thinks Hossy is at Toga swimming in the Spa water
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:27 PM
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11 inches ...and one quarter.













pud mud wok good!
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:28 PM
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11 inches ...and one quarter.













pud mud wok good!
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:29 PM
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I am so sorry.

I forgot I had my tip frosted earlier today and the protective "frosting hood" was still on it.


Make that 11 inches even.


My apologies.
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Oh shut up.





Buy the mud..what can I tell you?
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:34 PM
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Buy the mud..what can I tell you?
^^^borrowed Hossy's last 2 3/4"
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:45 PM
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No,no..his is detachable and he lost it. So we will excuse him for not measuring in.

But Late Fires and Coach Pants do not have that excuse.


Dannie...please insert your ditz moment ...now.
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:48 PM
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4.5 feet


(dont be jealous)
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4.5 feet


(dont be jealous)

The monstrously outrageous can't be jealoutized.

Really...keep it in the relm of reality ,Uncly.


By the way....I have yet to receive my photos of your boo-bees.





Where are they ,ma'am??
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The monstrously outrageous can't be jealoutized.

Really...keep it in the relm of reality ,Uncly.


By the way....I have yet to receive my photos of your boo-bees.





Where are they ,ma'am??

anything more than 7 inches is just a waste of space. dont ya agree
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anything more than 7 inches is just a waste of space. dont ya agree

You're such a snot.







Give me some time on that one.
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:57 PM
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OK..here's my answer.



Debbie said there is no such thing as waste.

So I'll go with her on that.
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You're such a snot.







Give me some time on that one.

would it feel as good if you could only get half of it in????
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4.5 feet


(dont be jealous)
OMG!!!!!!!

ROR!!!!!!!!

But Trusty, uhhhhh, Ah think they are measuring themselves, not elephants or whatever ya got going on there.......

Frankly I would be VERY, VERY afraid of that.......
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would it feel as good if you could only get half of it in????


Believe me..the extry length is of great benefit when attempting to simulate yo-yo tricks with a girl....and such.
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OMG!!!!!!!

ROR!!!!!!!!

But Trusty, uhhhhh, Ah think they are measuring themselves, not elephants or whatever ya got going on there.......

Frankly I would be VERY, VERY afraid of that.......
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She lies...the wench lies.
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