I'm Sick Of Shaving - Page 3

Payson Dave · #41 03-30-2007, 10:11 AM

lolol

Grits · #42 03-30-2007, 10:12 AM

One of the greatest lines I ever heard in film came from Willie Nelson . . .

"She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."

It may have been he and Redford in a bar scene in Electric Horeseman with Jane Fonda.

Seems appropriate here.

Cajungator26 · #43 03-30-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement.

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.

Something tells me we're going to have a great time next weekend. LOL

Cajungator26 · #44 03-30-2007, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grits

One of the greatest lines I ever heard in film came from Willie Nelson . . .

"She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."

It may have been he and Redford in a bar scene in Electric Horeseman with Jane Fonda.

Seems appropriate here.

It's ironic that you just said that... I heard that line last night and laughed my ass off.

GenuineRisk · #45 03-30-2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Something tells me we're going to have a great time next weekend. LOL

As I said, we'll have to leave numerous obnoxious phone messages for Kev.

Mortimer · #46 03-30-2007, 10:20 AM

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Oh no problem... but it wasn't an invite.

I just specialize in word play.

By the way( and it's great timing here)...I doubt you could handle the Sweet 16 anyhow.

All the best.

Mortimer · #47 03-30-2007, 10:25 AM

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Danzig · #48 03-30-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Oh no problem... but it wasn't an invite.

I just specialize in word play.

By the way( and it's great timing here)...I doubt you could handle the Sweet 16 anyhow.

All the best.

pfft

another man who can't operate a tape measure. you don't count every little line as an inch there mort!!!

Danzig · #49 03-30-2007, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement.

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.

what's that joke again about why a dog licks his balls?? because he CAN!

Mortimer · #50 03-30-2007, 10:40 AM

Yes..there's more for you all where that came from:

The S-16 military assault weapon is disguised in a forest....a forest covered by a man made levi canopy ......and one night the assault weapon detected the fragrance of ...

...Thebby.

And it was good.

The foilage russled violently as the weapon disguised as a GIANT SEQUOIA tree grew...very fast.........and pierced its way through the levi canopy...

...popopopopopop......

BOOM

BOOOOOOOIIIIIING!!!!!!!!

And Thebby broke out into joyous song:

Ah! sweet mys - te - ry of life, at last I've found thee;

Ah! At last I know the se - cret of it all;

All the long - ing, seek - ing, stri - ving, wait - ing, yearn - ing,

The i - dle hopes, the joys and burn - ing tears that fall!

And in the backdrop..as we fade from this scene.....

....a stifled horn plays out the last notes....

...and we are left to wonder why....

Payson Dave · #51 03-30-2007, 10:41 AM

all that for a quarter...wow

Danzig · #52 03-30-2007, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Yes..there's more for you all where that came from:

The S-16 military assault weapon is disguised in a forest....a forest covered by a man made levi canopy ......and one night the assault weapon detected the fragrance of ...

...Thebby.

And it was good.

The foilage russled violently as the weapon disguised as a GIANT SEQUOIA tree grew...very fast.........and pierced its way through the levi canopy...

...popopopopopop......

BOOM

BOOOOOOOIIIIIING!!!!!!!!

And Thebby broke out into joyous song:

Ah! sweet mys - te - ry of life, at last I've found thee;

Ah! At last I know the se - cret of it all;

All the long - ing, seek - ing, stri - ving, wait - ing, yearn - ing,

The i - dle hopes, the joys and burn - ing tears that fall!

And in the backdrop..as we fade from this scene.....

....a stifled horn plays out the last notes....

...and we are left to wonder why....

young frankenstein...madeline kahn...she was an absolute treasure!! altho i liked her song from blazing saddles much more.