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Old 01-23-2008, 02:15 PM
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Boy I'LL say.
So, who here can actually play poker, and who needs to be taught how to play?

Morty, are you a pro?
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:17 PM
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I know a nurse that wants to play....

So you got the 4 hour problem taken care of?
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:19 PM
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So you got the 4 hour problem taken care of?
yep she made my eyes troll back
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:21 PM
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yep she made my eyes roll back
I can see a future of 4 hour "problems" for you. hope you have good medical.
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:23 PM
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So, who here can actually play poker, and who needs to be taught how to play?

Morty, are you a pro?



I'll put it this way ,Tom

I hate Texas Hold 'em....unless Debbie's in Texas doing Dallas.






Anyhooo....I love 7 card stud......but after 3 hours of the dealer calling there own game some yuk-em-up always calls queen AND,low hole,one eyed jacks and the king wih the axe,,,,,,,,,,and natural 7's!!!!







I just can't deal with that.
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:30 PM
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Hmmm, I've only been playing for a few years and the only versions I've played are texas hold'em, pot limit omaha and five card brag.
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:31 PM
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Hmmm, I've only been playing for a few years and the only versions I've played are texas hold'em, pot limit omaha and five card brag.

Gosh...you have a long way to go.


Try Indian poker.


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I can see a future of 4 hour "problems" for you. hope you have good medical.
she is also a very good poker player......her pair beats a full house everytime...
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Riley deals from below the waist.







It tickles!!
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she is also a very good poker player......her pair beats a full house everytime...

So you don't mind losing to her at poker????
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It tickles!!

Hey you! Keep our basement discussions to yourself!
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So you don't mind losing to her at poker????
I don't mind losing to her at ANYTHING.
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Oh...I'm sorry...really.





Hold me....I'm frightened.
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Oh...I'm sorry...really.





Hold me....I'm frightened.

You don't "feel" frightened.
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So you don't mind losing to her at poker????
I can't lose when I play poker
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I can't lose when I play pokeher

LOL! Good one! I quit on that one. Must go to work now. Have a good afternoon playing pokeher.
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You don't "feel" frightened.



That's the first sign that I am.


Now you must hide me.
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That's the first sign that I am.


Now you must hide me.

I know the perfect place. Meet me in the basement!
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:51 PM
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You don't "feel" frightened.
Does he feel petrified??













pet·ri·fy (ptr-f)
v. pet·ri·fied,
1. To scare greatly
2. To cause to become stiff.
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