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02-08-2008, 02:14 PM
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02-08-2008, 03:10 PM
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Say Goodbye To My Computer Monitor
It's demise has been sudden and drastic.
It got so blurry - that instead of rubbing one out to a variety of 20 second porn clips - I actually tried pitching one to a Gwen Stafani music video. Uh huh, this my sh!t All you boys jerk ya dicks like this More than a few times I'll take it up my crack Pull my hair, slap my ass, make it happen like that Cause I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl
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02-08-2008, 05:53 PM
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I bid you a fond farewell Mortimer...mortimerdexterfoxworthy...predator...or whomever else you deem yourself to be. I have enjoyed every second I have spent with you and have enjoyed your "vaporizations" of me whatever that means to you in your mind. I have zero clue what it means, nor whatever else you type means. I do not know what a thebby is nor a ror nor a pud nor anything else hardly of which you type on these stupid threads.
...I digress.... In the final analysis you have taught me so much through your vaprorizations of myself. I now understand cleveland sports so much more having been witness to your superior mind and a witness to your knowledge. I have divested myself from being a LeBron witness and now just consider myself a witness to you who is Mortimer...predator...mortimerdexterfoxworthy. I often tricked myself into thinking that I had one upped you coming to a boiling head yesterday on the Cleveland yay thread...but once again, your insightful vaporization of myself taught me where things stand. AFter 24 hours to continually think...(which as you know is hard, as after vaporization, the brain takes quite awhile to recover from said vaporization!) I realize how foolish I have been to try to challenge a true master of most things that are in existence. But if this is really good bye, I can only try to beg you not to go. We all have so much more to learn...especially a non-regular board member like myself. I unfrotunately may try to take you on again, but you have to forgive me...will that not make me better???...simply taking on the best??? That is how I look at things. For example...I laid witness to a Cavs/rockets game where LeBron played well, yet without gooden, Varejao, Sasha, and then even gibson getting hurt...I had to say to myself..."well, mortimerdexterfoxworthy was indeed correct...the Cavs cannot win playing with only one man." It is through revelations like this that I always come back to the fact of how wise Mortimer really is and how his continual vaporizations make me whole. Mortimer...you complete me. Please, oh please...say it ain't so!! Please make this only a temporary so long.
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02-08-2008, 07:48 PM
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thank you. it isn't all that hard. (I aim to please!!)
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02-08-2008, 08:54 PM
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02-08-2008, 09:44 PM
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Morty ,
Please DONT leave.....for some UNGODLY reason I get drawn in reading your threads...and after seeing 50+ posts.... I start talking to myself asking ...."" What the ^&**&^%$#@@#$%^&*(( is this thread about... "" .. So for my INSANITY...... Please stay.. Plus for a office visit [ on a couch ] costs $ 200.00 a hour
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02-08-2008, 10:15 PM
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Ahhhh Morty,
Ya leaving? I will bring out my wire hanger if ya stay.... 
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02-08-2008, 10:44 PM
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Goodbye again Morty.
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02-08-2008, 10:50 PM
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Bye Morty. See you tomorrow..
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02-14-2008, 10:20 PM
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I totally and completely ignore Morty. He distracts from folks trying to make valid points and takes threads off-topic. Yes, I find this fact annoying. Slam me if you choose, but a forum without Morty is a more worthwhile place for horse racing enthusiasts.
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02-14-2008, 10:28 PM
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02-14-2008, 10:33 PM
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02-14-2008, 11:59 PM
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From DT member: "I'm thinking the Artisan dude is Mort.. How about you? Seems a bit strange..."
My response: "Dead solid perfect... 26 posts in one day. Good chance it is Mort. And, I really don't read his posts. Mort is just too unkind and impolite to members here. He intimidates many folks here to point where they leave forum or just retreat. He must see himself as Don Rickles when he is really Andrew Dice Clay. Thanks for message..." Meridian_Artisan is second member of my DT iggy list... buh bye, M_A 
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02-15-2008, 01:26 PM
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See Ya Morty
.But as im a TaoisT you were but a figment of my imagination but what a figment, Have enjoyed your posts you are Superman "bullet Proof" 
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