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Old 04-17-2008, 10:59 PM
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Could you imagine how many versions of baseball Doubleday came up with before his finished product?

He couldn't possibly have come up with it all on the first try.








I think the first try probably is where puckey came from.
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:05 PM
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Why haven't we an invisible fence for convicts?

Wouldn't it be so much cheaper?





If we had invisible fences years ago...Tom Sawyer would not have been possible.
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:06 PM
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I really do think BrownSugar looks like this:


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Old 04-17-2008, 11:08 PM
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And how the fucl< can you reinvent the wheel?
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:11 PM
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Hello, sorry I have Webtv and cannot PM,
computer crash at work so I could not respond.

Now...don't get me wrong. She seems like a very nice lady....but I don't get this.






Do you?
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:12 PM
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Oh well.....time to make new cells.
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:10 AM
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And so the sun vomits light upon another day here.









I know,

It's a gift.
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:53 AM
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You must be psychic.
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:25 AM
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I'm leaving.

I've already left...


No one...





























NO ONE


























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Old 04-18-2008, 09:30 AM
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!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!






































INTERMISSION
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:37 AM
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:30 AM
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I'm a wild,gamblin , crazy kind of guy.
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Old 04-18-2008, 01:45 PM
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I'm a wild,gamblin , crazy kind of guy.

we are two peas in one seperated pod.
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Old 04-18-2008, 02:52 PM
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we are two peas in one seperated pod.



I catch your drift.
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Old 04-18-2008, 03:01 PM
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Should we change your name to Aunty Smartman??
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Old 04-18-2008, 03:20 PM
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I think she's Avery Smartuncly.
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Old 04-18-2008, 03:45 PM
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Thats what she said.
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:00 PM
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Sometimes thought patterns are hard to intercept here.




If you get gum stuck in your peanut butter...



...cut off some of your hair and use that to remove it.





It works!
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:14 PM
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Namtrams Yreva si a Krod !
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:20 PM
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Well no he's not.
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