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Old 05-13-2008, 03:05 PM
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Ah Threwed Ainty Coobah's Dawggie off Tallahashee Bridge.
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:06 PM
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Now you git!!
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:07 PM
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Ah Threwed Ainty Coobah's Dawggie off Tallahashee Bridge.

^^knows how to do the watermelon crawl
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:09 PM
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American HillBilly auditions are now over.



















Stop that applauding.
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:10 PM
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^^knows how to do the watermelon crawl

^^^ Once crawled for a Thebby skeeter bat kissy-poo.
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:21 PM
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STEVE!!



Knock it off!







wud ah do?
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:22 PM
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ror!!






How would I know?

I didn't know what else to say.
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:24 PM
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Oh....want me to get you some PANDA-MONEYUM tickets?
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Old 05-13-2008, 04:57 PM
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This is a nice audio book to help master southern twang...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEx37St_XM
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:33 PM
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Shameful...wasn't it?
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:41 PM
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I first thought it to be simple flirting. However, after a lifetime of disappointing people and women in general I feel like I am able to sense when one is pissed. The Cajunatah seems pissed.
Nope.

Should I be?
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:56 PM
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This is a nice audio book to help master southern twang...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEx37St_XM

That was a nice audio book on how to master Southern twat.














Oh my God.





































I mean twang.
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:15 PM
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Yes
Oh.

Well ah ...




















































































You should be mad at me too.
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:46 PM
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Hossy..you won't believe what she did.....she.......................










Oh gosh.

I'm not supposed to tell...forget what I said.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:34 PM
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Hossy..you won't believe what she did.....she.......................










Oh gosh.

I'm not supposed to tell...forget what I said.
Oh bother. Ya big sissy.
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:11 AM
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OK then.




Hossy----she had her bush trimmed to spell out HOSSY.

Think THISTLEYDOWNS here.
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:20 AM
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And believe you have a free entry pass.


Know what I'm sayin' ??



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Old 05-14-2008, 09:37 AM
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Do you mind?


There are people grieving today, sir.
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:45 AM
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Oh my God.






I stand corrected.
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