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Old 05-27-2008, 01:39 PM
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thank you for all of the interesting b-day tributes....I'm behooved.
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Old 05-27-2008, 01:58 PM
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Perhaps my Top 4 list needs rethinking.
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That's it?????












Whudya expect? Roses and Baby Ruth?





Ya poach a Lil Ricky song and shove it into Thebby... I mean shove Thebby into it... and think you're gonna make her melt?





Tsk, tsk, tsk...





Ya better make with i-am-byk pen-tam-eater... and I mean NOW! Chop chop...





Ya got less than 10 hours to pen an Eaux'd to Thebby.... and win her heart....




Or I'm gonna dart ya!
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Whudya expect? Roses and Baby Ruth?





Ya poach a Lil Ricky song and shove it into Thebby... I mean shove Thebby into it... and think you're gonna make her melt?





Tsk, tsk, tsk...





Ya better make with i-am-byk pen-tam-eater... and I mean NOW! Chop chop...





Ya got less than 10 hours to pen an Eaux'd to Thebby.... and win her heart....




Or I'm gonna dart ya!
You have about 30 times the courage I do.







But about the dart----is that a promise?
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I grok it a good idea to leave on Thebby's birthday.




In a way---she has birthed me.....and now she expires me.
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Is that what you really want? To break Thebby's heart on her birthday...

You're like Michael Corleone... volunteeering for the Marines with them Japs bombing Pearl Harbor... on Pop's birthday no less!

"They didn't it know was Pop's birthday..."

Shut up Freddo...




You're a Predator... Act like one! Get to work!!!


A po-em!!!


A po-em that will make the heavens weap!!










Or at least burp...
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Is that what you really want? To break Thebby's heart on her birthday...

You're like Michael Corleone... volunteeering for the Marines with them Japs bombing Pearl Harbor... on Pop's birthday no less!

"They didn't it know was Pop's birthday..."

Shut up Freddo...




You're a Predator... Act like one! Get to work!!!


A po-em!!!


A po-em that will make the heavens weap!!










Or at least burp...

Oh my God.



















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The thing is..I don't think she quite feels that way.


Plus the way my lucks going both of her parents are teachers.
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Plus the way my lucks going both of her parents are teachers.
Lawyers.
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God I ......................I mean layers are ok.
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I am insulted.


You are trailer trash.
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And if trailers had basements...that is where you would live,sir.





You are first degree vermin...and your Mom wears HellsAngels boots.
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^^^ Putting off writing said poem for his loveypoo
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She doesn't like me anymore---in fact she hates me.


Which is why I'm leaving.....she won't dart me.


Because she hates me.
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She doesn't like me anymore---in fact she hates me.


Which is why I'm leaving.....she won't dart me.


Because she hates me.
Sir, a poem would whip away said feelings and you would become her head cheif of her $5 fan club....
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