OH Speeding Ticket controversy for me!!!

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Murdering Bahstahd!!

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Would you like to meet the Mastah?


Mastah would like to meet you...HOLYMAN!

[ArlJim78]

sounds like racial profiling to me. i'd fight it.

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Look at me.








Now look at you.











Now look at me.





















Now look at you.

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78

sounds like racial profiling to me. i'd fight it.

SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Scav

Sir, because he has zero proof, and I have a prestine record. That alone will get me at maximum a fine. And when he doesn't show up, it costs me nothing and I get a day off of work.

COME ON FRIDAY COURT DATE

couple things....first, in traffic court nobody cares about proof, the police officer is considered a professional witness in the eyes of the law and his word will carry more weight than yours.
second....don't they give officers a mandatory day in court in illinois like most other states? they get paid to be there so there isn't any chance of a no-show.
third...it's pristine, and how will a clean record get you a maximum fine?
as I understand it, as long as the radar gun is calibrated before each shift (and they document that it has been) they don't have to show you sh*t....I've seen my fair share of traffic court.

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

couple things....first, in traffic court nobody cares about proof, the police officer is considered a professional witness in the eyes of the law and his word will carry more weight than yours.
second....don't they give officers a mandatory day in court in illinois like most other states? they get paid to be there so there isn't any chance of a no-show.
third...it's pristine, and how will a clean record get you a maximum fine?
as I understand it, as long as the radar gun is calibrated before each shift (and they document that it has been) they don't have to show you sh*t....I've seen my fair share of traffic court.

^^^ Bonnie Parker.

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Who knows the words to Scrooges ..I Don't Know Anything?

[paisjpq]

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

^^^ Runs sen-sen in the old moonshine hills of Kentucky.

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Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky seems appropriate here.

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What was Clyde Barrow's brothers name?








Wheel.


A-HAHAHAHA

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What was Mozart's grade in high school music?








D minor.


A-............................oh well.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

couple things....first, in traffic court nobody cares about proof, the police officer is considered a professional witness in the eyes of the law and his word will carry more weight than yours.
second....don't they give officers a mandatory day in court in illinois like most other states? they get paid to be there so there isn't any chance of a no-show.
third...it's pristine, and how will a clean record get you a maximum fine?
as I understand it, as long as the radar gun is calibrated before each shift (and they document that it has been) they don't have to show you sh*t....I've seen my fair share of traffic court.

I don't know in regards to mandatory court dates.....Because of my record, I might just get a fine, and it won't go on my record, I should have stated, at the maximum, a fine....

Just gonna go to court and see what happens, state my case "He was going the other way in the other lane, and happened to get me on radar, and when asked to see radar gun, it was 'already cleared'.

At the very least, I get a conviction and my insurance goes up a little bit, or I get nothing, and it takes an hour or two, and I take the rest of the day off....

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BIG LIAH!!!!?





ISN'TTHATTRUE???

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Originally Posted by Scav

I don't know in regards to mandatory court dates.....Because of my record, I might just get a fine, and it won't go on my record, I should have stated, at the maximum, a fine....

Just gonna go to court and see what happens, state my case "He was going the other way in the other lane, and happened to get me on radar, and when asked to see radar gun, it was 'already cleared'.

At the very least, I get a conviction and my insurance goes up a little bit, or I get nothing, and it takes an hour or two, and I take the rest of the day off....

^^^ Idiots Guide To How To Hang One'sSelf Azz.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Scav

I don't know in regards to mandatory court dates.....Because of my record, I might just get a fine, and it won't go on my record, I should have stated, at the maximum, a fine....

Just gonna go to court and see what happens, state my case "He was going the other way in the other lane, and happened to get me on radar, and when asked to see radar gun, it was 'already cleared'.

At the very least, I get a conviction and my insurance goes up a little bit, or I get nothing, and it takes an hour or two, and I take the rest of the day off....

good luck.

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Ms. Parker would answer you ,but she has 48 bullet holes in her and ,in fact, has been dead for quite sometime.

[GBBob]

Scavs arriving in court

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1q7mjoxHzm4

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I stand corrected.