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Old 07-25-2008, 01:02 PM
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Where is Franny??? I HOPE THE SERPENT DIDN"T GET HER!!!!
I am still on safari!
The serpent did not get me nor did I get the serpent.....YET!!!!
I am certain my magical snake charming abilities will prevail. Actually it's probably long gone....


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But are you shore?

I think they devastated Franny.
It was the curved one that frightened me.....h...
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Old 07-25-2008, 01:18 PM
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I am still on safari!
The serpent did not get me nor did I get the serpent.....YET!!!!
I am certain my magical snake charming abilities will prevail. Actually it's probably long gone....




It was the curved one that frightened me.....h...
I thought you did very well.
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Old 07-25-2008, 01:45 PM
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I thought you did very well.
What....

Why are you lit up again?
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Old 07-25-2008, 01:49 PM
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What....


HUH?

Why are you lit up again?

Sorry ,Dahling.Now we beat as one ...know what ahm sayin'?
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:02 PM
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Yes I am..she parades those tits around and then pleads sexual harrassment when someone honks them.

Sir...Im gonna need you to refrain from all insensitive remarks reagarding Miss Andrews.


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Old 07-25-2008, 02:12 PM
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She has rubber breasts and tries to climb the ladder by climbing the ladders of those in power.




I spit on her bra.














That was good!
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:17 PM
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I am stopping the diary.

I am now leaving for home as my screenplay writer for Warner Brothers deal came through. They have big plans for me and,unfortunately, I won't be appearing on NerdyTrail any longer.
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Old 07-26-2008, 12:13 AM
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Old 07-26-2008, 01:25 AM
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:42 PM
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[quote=FGFan]I am still on safari!
The serpent did not get me nor did I get the serpent.....YET!!!!
I am certain my magical snake charming abilities will prevail. Actually it's probably long gone....









How is the serpent hunt going? Is it a copperhead or water moccasin?
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:41 PM
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Day 1 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 2 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 3 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top


Day 4 - phooey
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:43 PM
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I dont remember my Sarah's Toga Diary... except for 9/2 on Commentator was like a Christmas gift... I just wish I had the balls to bet more $$$ on him!
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:46 PM
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Day 1 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 2 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 3 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top


Day 4 - phooey

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Old 07-29-2008, 02:00 PM
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^^^ Pit Bul Trainer....Three Fingers Hossy.
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:50 AM
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:23 PM
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She's a sassy strumpet.
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:06 PM
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^^^ Pit Bul Trainer....Three Fingers Hossy.
Are you referring to what some call the "shocker"? .. oh never mind
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:23 PM
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Well..I was referring to Hossy's ineptitude as a pit bull trainer...or at least his slow of hand tricks.


But I'm afraid to ask what a shocker is.














No I'm not.

What is it?
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:29 PM
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well.. lets see...hold your hand out and fold in the finger next to the pinkie..
Use your imagination
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:32 PM
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OK...hang on.




Got it.






Using imagination.













Does it matter if I look at my hand from the back or palm side?

Cause I'm really not imagining much here.
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