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Old 08-05-2008, 01:15 PM
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"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:18 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:21 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:22 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:23 PM
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Bye Morty!!!
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:29 PM
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So says Mr. 5 Kilometers.



BLECH on you!
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:29 PM
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Three excerpts.....

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/spor...itational.html

"I saw a dimension of Big Brown today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed his heart."


"If [Big Brown] was a human being, I'd want to go clubbing with him," Desormeaux said. "He's just awesome."


"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin."

Kindly choose one or all of the above and rework it (anything goes) as a kind of homage to a fellow DTer.

(I use the term homage loosely).

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No need to rework that quote from Kent Desormeaux.
That has to be the funniest and oddest thing I've ever heard a jockey say about a horse....

Why is Morty leaving, what did I miss?
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:30 PM
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Bye Morty!!!


V-Jay tease.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:31 PM
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No need to rework that quote from Kent Desormeaux.
That has to be the funniest and oddest thing I've ever heard a jockey say about a horse....

Why is Morty leaving, what did I miss?

Oh shut up.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:32 PM
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Oh shut up.
NO!!!!

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Old 08-05-2008, 01:40 PM
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You get in the garden and say that.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:41 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:41 PM
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So says Mr. 5 Kilometers.



BLECH on you!
I'm Mr. 4 Kilometers today, sir.
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You get in the garden and say that.
already been there...hahahahaha....
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:42 PM
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I'm Mr. 4 Kilometers today, sir.
KGB put Pud-B-Gone in your PudMud



A-HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:43 PM
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already been there...hahahahaha....

I KNOW!!
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:44 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:45 PM
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KGB put Pud-B-Gone in your PudMud



A-HAHAHAHAHA
That's ok. Pud-B-Gone is on back order and another shipment isn't expected until the 14th. I'll be back to 5 kilometers+ by then.
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