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Old 09-22-2008, 10:08 PM
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Too kind....but no cigar.


I don't smoke.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:09 PM
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I don't smoke.

Boy I'll say.


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Old 09-22-2008, 10:10 PM
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I don't smoke.
The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:11 PM
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The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:12 PM
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The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

^^^^Once tried to reproduce the famous night of Ben Franklin by trying to fly a key with a kite tied to the end in of it in a thunderstorm.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:13 PM
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You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.

It's a special occasion for him....it's one of 7 that come every week.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:14 PM
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You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.
Alrighty then.

I do not own a placenta.
I parted with "mine" at birth.
Some try to hang on.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:15 PM
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It's a special occasion for him....it's one of 7 that come every week.
Gadzooks.

An attempt at levity.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:16 PM
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Alrighty then.

I do not own a placenta.
I parted with "mine" at birth.
Some try to hang on.

Ok. Masturbating and a mother fetish.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:17 PM
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Ok. Masturbating and a mother fetish.
Third party brings couple together.
I feel quite the diplomat.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:19 PM
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Third party brings couple together.
I feel quite the diplomat.

Wrong section. The political threads are one section down.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:23 PM
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Wrong section. The political threads are one section down.
Now then.

Morton will be receiving you again.
Peace has been made by the interloper.
All is good.

No more angry faces.
No more hurt feelings.
My job is done here.

My cape please Alfred...
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:25 PM
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Now then.

Morton will be receiving you again.
Peace has been made by the interloper.
All is good.

No more angry faces.
No more hurt feelings.
My job is done here.

My cape please Alfred...

Masturbation, mother fetishes, and Batman..................
you did say you were a teacher?
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:29 PM
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Masturbation, mother fetishes, and Batman..................
you did say you were a teacher?

wow.

Quite an analysis.
You take the cape.
To the roof, you can fly!
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:57 AM
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Masturbation, mother fetishes, and Batman..................
you did say you were a teacher?
^
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Old 09-23-2008, 01:02 AM
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wow.

Quite an analysis.
You take the cape.
To the roof, you can fly!
^
5 yo daughter thinks he needs to get out more.
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:34 AM
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I truly can't believe this is a f*cking spinoff thread....I truly can't find the words to properly expres how pathetic an idea this is.
And your contributions to the stupid threads....are what?
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:49 PM
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And your contributions to the stupid threads....are what?
MDF, you are braver than I

Dont ya know Skivs ended up in the hospital after a day or two with Thebby??
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Old 09-23-2008, 01:23 PM
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MDF, you are braver than I

Dont ya know Skivs ended up in the hospital after a day or two with Thebby??



You can bet those filthy animals had something to do with it.
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Old 09-23-2008, 01:34 PM
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This cape bizness must end now!!!
You need to keep up pgarden.....

Mortimer is the only one allowed to wear a cape around here!!!!
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